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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Star Shards Collected: 165 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Epic Quests Completed: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
Void Gems Collected: 26 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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