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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8647 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 160 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!