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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3556 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 5765 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!