MacronCraftEU | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	747998	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Cable Connoisseur Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course).

Need a cable to connect your microphone to your focusrite scarlett? We got you covered! Not only do we have the best deals on cables, but we also have magical cables that can turn your microphone into a talking unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a talking unicorn!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while riding a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mines Excavated:	3634	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

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Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	5521	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Potions Brewed:	118	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Items Found:	8098	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	164
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crops Grown:	1575	Void Armor Forged:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

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Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

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Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Creeper Crush!

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Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Emeralds Found:	8297
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

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come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Emeralds Found:	2945
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

#sustainability, biodegradation, degradation, discovery, Durability, environmental impact, Environmental Science, killer bacteria, microbial degradation., Party, pet, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, plastic-eating bacteria, plastic-killer bacteria, Pollution, resistance, SLAYERS, Tough plastic, US researchers, WasteWater

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!