Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Rune Stones Activated: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Ores Mined: 7081
Magic Crystals Found: 14 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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