MacronCraftEU | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mines Excavated:	3928
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Creeper Crush!

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Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

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come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

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RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

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Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

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Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SibSnap Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2440
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

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Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HamasGoneWild

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

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lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!