MachoCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Votes:	6211	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ores Mined:	9072
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	141	Gods Slained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Farms Harvested:	488
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	257
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Magic Items Found:	4911	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

MythicCraft: Demon Map Quest

artistic features, Demon, demonic map, Devils, dragons, Elves, folklore, folklore origins, folklore research, folklore sources, folklore stories, German folklorists, giants, GIS tools, house spirits, Map, map creation, mythical creatures, mythiccraft, Polish folklorists, Quest, Renaissance maps, supernatural beings, symbolic features, Werewolves

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Yo, so like, this server is like straight up wild, man. We got researchers who done created a map that’s straight outta some demonic folklore shiz. They mixed up all them Renaissance map vibes with some fancy GIS tools to find where all them stories ’bout werewolves, devils, dragons, house spirits, giants, and elves come from. It’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt for spooky legends, bro!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the secrets of ancient myths and legends, or if you just wanna chill with some wicked creatures in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a realm full of mythical beasts and magical beings. It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Nostalgic server Minecraft server

1.7.10, Friends, Fun, minecraft server, Nostalgic server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Nostalgic server on 1.7.10 Call your friends to make it more fun!

MineStaryi.aternos.me:47910

The Monarchy

BETRAYAL, cobwebs, Conflicts, Custom Recipes, diamond armor, discord server, exp bottles, fire crown, friendly community, kings crown, luck crown, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Monarchy, netherite crowns, Server, smp, strength crown, Teams, totem of undying, Tridents, uncraftable items, water crown

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Items Found:	2035	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Minecraft Server Overview

Normal private Minecraft server with custom recipes to obtain uncraftable items and unique netherite crowns.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I obtain uncraftable items?	There are custom recipes in place to obtain items like cobwebs, tridents, mob heads, totem of undying, exp bottles, and more.
What are the unique netherite crowns?	There are four unique netherite crowns – Luck Crown, Strength Crown, Fire Crown, Water Crown, and the powerful Kings Crown with various positive effects.
Can I form teams to acquire crowns?	Yes, players can create teams to try and obtain the crowns, but there is a chance of betrayal due to their power.
How should I approach gameplay?	Players can choose to be peaceful, engage in wars, or remain neutral to capitalize on conflicts within the server.
How can I join the server?	Apply on the Discord server and follow all listed rules. Contact ‘domy0160’ on Discord to join.

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	491157
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Emeralds Found:	2618	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!

SisTripCancelled Minecraft Server

AITAH, canceling trip, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family distance, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, family obligations., family priorities, family responsibilities, family sacrifices, Family Support, Family Values, hanging up, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisTripCancelled

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more family-friendly than your own dysfunctional family? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive comments from your siblings or guilt trips for missing family gatherings.

Join us for a server full of fun, laughter, and no judgment for canceling plans due to a stomach virus. Our virtual nieces and nephews are always happy to see you, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And don’t worry about purchasing your own plane tickets here – we’ll cover all your virtual travel expenses. So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs real siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to hang out with?

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3