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Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RebelRecruitMC Server

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So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Items Found:	5622	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

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lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	2162	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Emeralds Found:	4077
Astral Projections Made:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PixelBodyMakeover

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Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GammaMc

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1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Potions Brewed:	158	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Animals Bred:	100
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magic Items Found:	7590
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crops Grown:	1104
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Divine Spears Created:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	536
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1