LyricallyChallengedCraft

lyrical mistakes, songwriting, songwriting fails, songwriting process, lyrical disaster

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only moved to the beat of the worst song lyrics ever made! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as the player tried to sneak past them while dodging their awkward dance moves?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And guess what? You could be the next member of this elite squad!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Enival

smp, voice chat, Vanilla Experience, Griefers, Applications

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Server Age	3 months old
Community Size	Small
Application Process	Whitelist with applications
Plugins	QoL plugins/datapacks (Voice Chat, Vanilla Tweaks)
Reset Schedule	No plans for server resets

FAQ

What is Enival?

Enival is a 3-month-old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server.

What kind of people are you looking for?

We are looking for active players who will join not just for the sake of joining, but will actively play on the server.

Are there any special features on Enival?

Yes, we have a friendly Herobrine, a nice community, and plugins/datapacks for a better gameplay experience.

How can I join the server?

You can apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Mystic Craft Land 1.21.4

discrimination, self-promotion, Craft, mystic, Indians

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! It’s like a total mindfuck, but in a good way, ya know? Like, the players on here are as crazy as those Indians who can’t stop talking about how awesome they are. But instead of achievements, they’re building insane structures and pulling off epic pranks that will make you question reality. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

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Creeper’s Curse Server

favorite profanity, favorite swear word, expletive, favorite vulgar word, CURSE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t let loose and express yourself with some colorful language? Well, look no further because on our server, the more creative your curses, the better! We even have a swear jar where you can deposit diamonds instead of coins every time you drop an F-bomb.

Join our server and unleash your inner sailor with a community of players who appreciate a good curse word or two. From building towering penis statues to organizing epic swear word battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you’re ready to let loose and have some f***ing fun, join us today and show off your most creative curses. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Master Swearer and be crowned the king or queen of profanity on our server!

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CraftyCecilia’s Server

Cecilia Sala, Server, media coverage, CraftyCecilias, Detained in Tehran

come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination!!! we have unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds!!!

once upon a time, a player found a magical portal that led them to a land of endless possibilities. they built a castle made entirely of cheese and rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a talking chicken who gives out quests for rare items and a friendly dragon who loves to play hide and seek.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire server and be worshipped by all as the ultimate minecraft master!!!

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Putin’sSkyWars

diplomatic relations, president, PutinsSkyWars, political tension, Military Action

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of Azerbaijan said that the plane that crashed was, like, shot at from Russia. but, like, don’t worry, that won’t happen on this server, cuz we got, like, magical protection spells and stuff.

join us and, like, build your own castle and ride dragons and stuff. we got, like, a secret underground lair where you can find, like, hidden treasures and, like, battle evil monsters.

plus, like, the president of Azerbaijan totally plays on our server and he’s, like, really good at building pixel art. so, like, if you wanna hang out with a president and stuff, you gotta join our server, dude. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad.

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