Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic pranks, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their house into a giant hotdog. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT HOTDOG. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that happen on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Every month, we host a luxury giveaway where one lucky player gets to have a personal butler in-game for an entire week. Need someone to mine diamonds for you? Your butler’s got you covered. Want someone to build a rollercoaster in your backyard? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Star Shards Collected: 200
Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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