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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 307 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to save the world from a kike, but there are also flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the hero who saves the day and defeats the evil kike once and for all. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!