| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 7011 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3921 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3400 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Votes: | 3917 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 620 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 42 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 6709 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 98 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 5064 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 56 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9918 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 3560 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 198 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 1947 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3269 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Votes: | 1755 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 766 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8679 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 9459 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Votes: | 7226 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1629 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9046 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 188 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5750 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 259 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6778 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3773 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 8514 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5640 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 237 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 759 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 1904 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 818 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 97 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 663 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
