LumeMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Babes and Beers: Where we ask the important questions like ‘Is my wife hot?’

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be! Literally, we have lava pits everywhere because our admin accidentally spilled their coffee and now the whole server is on fire. But hey, at least it’s warm, right?

Join our server if you want to see some truly epic battles between players and mobs. Our mobs are so fierce, they once took down a whole village in under 5 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our boss battles – let’s just say that our Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.

And if you’re wondering about the question “Is my wife hot?” Well, on our server, everyone is hot because we have a custom plugin that gives all players a constant speed boost. So you’ll be zooming around like The Flash while you build your epic creations.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting – you never know when that lava pit might come in handy for a quick snack break.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky McBlockface Adventures: Where Minecraft meets memes and mayhem!

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Are you tired of the same old boring internet? Have you conquered every game and watched every movie out there? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant unlimited power and hilarity. But beware, the banana is guarded by a mischievous army of dancing creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their fruity treasure.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s tallest and most majestic chicken tower? Climb to the top and bask in the glory of our feathered overlords as they squawk and strut their stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AnimeTittyCraft: Where Russian Boys and Japanese Girls Unite for Epic Adventures!

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Are you a fan of WMAF relationships in anime? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated love stories between a white block and an Asian block. Witness the drama unfold as they navigate through creepers, zombies, and skeletons to find true blocky love. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own WMAF block romance on our server! So come on over and join us for a love story like no other.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magic Items Found:	4090
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Booty Bounce House

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a wild adventure like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken, who is rumored to drop a diamond-encrusted egg if you can defeat him in battle.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy creatures, and the chance to fulfill your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Creepers: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to dance!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join our server where we have more drama than a Greek tragedy and more twists than an Arabian Nights tale!

Join us as we embark on magical adventures, just like YHWH’s son in that crazy fanfic. Who knows, you might even become the main character in your own wacky adventure with YHWH himself (now with an Arab name for extra spice)!

Don’t be like the Jews in the pic, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	1131	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Dilemma: Buy Both Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our pixelated wonderland. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks? We’ve got it! How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords? Yep, we’ve got that too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for golden potatoes. Need a flying pig as a pet? Done. Want a house made entirely of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and pure insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? The llamas are waiting to show you the way!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pixelated Pandemonium: The Minecraft Madness Show

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and experience the wildest adventures you can imagine.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of ninja pandas and a gang of evil llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you witness such epic showdowns.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their dance moves. Get your groove on with a dancing creeper or break it down with a twerking skeleton – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain on the server, only to discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… a talking chicken? Don’t ask questions, just go with it.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you next!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftySisGroomers: A Minecraft Server for Sibling Shenanigans!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming some crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement waiting for you!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can battle evil mobs and claim your riches. But be warned, these mobs are no ordinary creatures – they have a taste for revenge and will stop at nothing to take you down!

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we also have a special event called “Sister Showdown” where you can challenge other players to see who has the most skilled and powerful sister in the game. Will your sister reign supreme and become the ultimate champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose to your sister in the Sister Showdown, that might sting a bit).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Yuri’s Block Party

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is about to be saved by Yuri in just 3 days! That’s right, Yuri is coming to rescue us from the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon and bring a whole new season of excitement and adventure!

Join us on this epic journey as we prepare for Yuri’s arrival by building giant statues in their honor and stocking up on snacks for the big celebration. Rumor has it that Yuri will bring with them a whole new realm filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds for everyone!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this historic event. Join our server now and get ready to witness the greatness of Yuri in action. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to ride a unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Chick Adventures: Where Women Rule and Men Drool

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding chickens and dancing llamas!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant spiders with laser eyes, riding on rainbow-colored unicorns, and building a house made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe!

So why are y t women like this? Because on our server, anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry villagers). Join us today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Emeralds Found:	9032	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Legs Out, Blocks Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us and witness the epic saga of the Great Leg Uncovering of 2021, where women all over the Minecraft world start revealing their legs and feet! It’s a scandalous event that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toe Wars, where players battle it out to see who has the prettiest toes in all the land. Trust us, things can get pretty heated when toenails are involved.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even uncover a few secrets of your own along the way!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Game Minus: Where Minecraft Players Can’t Catch a Break!

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Are you tired of not being able to start a new game plus in other servers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you start a new game plus, but you can start a new game triple plus! That’s right, we’ve got all the true endings, uninstalling and reinstalling won’t be a problem, and you can even create a new character that’s even better than your previous one. Say goodbye to crapcom and hello to our server, where the only bankruptcy you’ll see is in the form of diamonds and emeralds. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will make you say, “What a piece of cake!”

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Builders Brigade: Crafting Chaos and Creeping Creeper Catastrophes

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Why should you join? Because we have the secret government documents from Israel with clear intent to commit genocide against the blocky villagers! Don’t worry, we don’t need proof, we heard it online so it must be true!

And if you’re wondering why our players are so passionate, it’s because they have no proof of anything! But who needs proof when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride of chaos, conspiracy theories, and epic battles. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the blocky genocide plot! Just watch out for those sneaky palestinian shills, they may not have proof but they sure know how to build a mean fortress.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mines Excavated:	1887
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Demons – Shin Megami Tensei Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine a world where you can fuse your Minecraft blocks together to create insane new creations. With our Megaten Fusion Tools, you can let your creativity run wild and become the ultimate fusion master!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have exclusive access to the Digital Devil Saga 1 & 2 soundtracks. Jam out to some sick beats while you mine and craft your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just watch our New Vengeance trailer. It’s so epic, it’ll make you want to join our server immediately!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	4273	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MinecraftMingle: Where even Steve found love faster than you

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Tired of getting cucked by Chad? Join our Minecraft server and build your own harem of pixelated waifus who will never leave you for a block-headed stud. Our server is filled with players who have been through heartbreak and betrayal, but have found solace in the virtual world of mining and crafting. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend on our server – so start digging and find your true love (or at least some shiny rocks)! Join now and say goodbye to heartbreak, because in this world, you’re the one who holds the pickaxe.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16