LulaCraft: Musk Defeated, Europe Bound | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TankTasticMC

ammunition, armored vehicles, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Meat Grinder, Military, military strategy, russia, russia ukraine, supply chain, Tanks, TankTasticMC, UKRAINIAN, War, weapons

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Animals Bred:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1248
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where we have a crazy storyline that will blow your mind!

Picture this: Russia is running out of tanks to feed into the Ukrainian meat grinder. That’s right, tanks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tanks for you to ride around in and cause chaos on the battlefield.

Join our server and become a tank-driving, meat-grinding legend! Build your own base, form alliances, and dominate the competition. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cosmic Nap Time

astronomical observation, Astronomy, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic event, discovery, early universe, Food, Galaxy, massive black hole, NAP, Observation, overeating, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Space, Spotted, study, Time

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have a massive black hole that’s taking a nap after eating too much! it’s like a cosmic buffet up in here, with black holes just chillin and snoozin. who needs regular old minecraft when you can explore the wonders of the universe in our server? plus, maybe you’ll stumble upon some intergalactic snacks while you’re at it. join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

Crankshafted

apply, Builds, Community, cool people, Crankshafted, Creative, Epic, Experience, Exploration, Explore, Favorite, Friendly, hanging out, INTENSE, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Private, Server, smp, Unique, world

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Potions Brewed:	78	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Minecraft Server Overview:

Name	Crankshafted
Type	Private SMP
Website	http://crankshafted.com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply, visit crankshafted.com and fill out the application form.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for passionate Minecraft players who are ready to dive into a unique SMP experience and contribute to building a friendly, creative community.

Q: What can I expect to find on Crankshafted?

A: Crankshafted offers a fresh, unexplored world for epic builds, intense exploration, and hanging out with cool people.

Q: Is Crankshafted open to everyone?

A: Crankshafted is a private SMP server, so interested players need to apply and be accepted to join the community.

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Bigotry, discrimination, Disgusting, Diversity, Enchanted, equality, Faggots, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Lgbt, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, prejudice, Realm, revolting, Social Issues, trannies, Transphobia

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ores Mined:	4885
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Votes:	646
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Yo bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those faggots and trannies on other servers, come join us on this Minecraft server! We don’t tolerate any of that nonsense here. Just good old-fashioned block-building fun without all the drama. Plus, we have the best memes and the dankest jokes around. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

GrandpaGriefGone

#announcement, AITAH, dialysis, Facebook post, family, Friends, grandfather’s death, GrandpaGriefGone, health, Hospital, kidney failure, memorial service, Notification, outside perspective., Schedule, social media, stress, telling my cousin, tough situation, Visit, work

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a grand old time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your grandpa died through a Facebook post.

Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ

autocorrect, autocorrect errors, autocorrect fail, autocorrect fails, autocorrect humor, autocorrect mishaps, autocorrect mistakes, Communication, EMBARRASSING, Fail, FailCraft, funny, funny autocorrect, funny text messages, humor, lolz, MISTAKES, Smartphone, smp, Technology, Texting, texting fails

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	7717	Secret Passages Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	1579	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!

CraftyConspiracies

alternative facts, area 51, Conspiracy Theory, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, deep state, FANTASY, government secrets, hidden agenda., hidden truths, hypothetical scenario, illuminati, mind control, Mystery, new world order, Paranormal, secret society, speculation, True, unexplained phenomena, Wishful thinking

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	48
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Ever wondered if the government is secretly run by a group of talking cats? Well, on our Minecraft server, that conspiracy theory is not only true, but the cats are also hosting weekly dance parties in the White House! Join us for a purrfectly good time as we uncover all the feline secrets hidden in the blocks of our virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the infamous “Catgate” scandal of 2017. So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

activism, arab american, Conflict, current events, discrimination, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islamophobia, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim community, Muslim leaders, Peacebuilding, Politics, protest, Server, social justice, Trump comments, united states

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	3204	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Emeralds Found:	3559	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in honor of arab american muslim leaders who are fighting against trump’s crazy comments about gaza!!! we have camels you can ride and magic carpets to fly around on, plus our mosque is made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds. join us for epic battles against evil pharaohs and save the day with your trusty sword of justice. all are welcome, except for orange-haired presidents. come join the fun and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BlockyBanter: No Foreign Donos, Trump Not Welcome!

Arctic region, Ban, BlockyBanter, campaign finance, Democracy, donation ban, DONOS, election, Foreign, foreign interference, foreign political donations, Government, Greenland, international relations, ISLAND, legislation, Parliament, political influence, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trump administration, us politics

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mines Excavated:	1740
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Ores Mined:	9481	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Greenland’s parliament approves of it? Well, look no further because our server is the real deal!

We got so much craziness going on, even Trump is trying to seek the island just to get a piece of the action. That’s right, our server is so epic that it’s attracting attention from world leaders!

Join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a king! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Crafty Chub Club – Slimming Pixels

Body Mass Index, Chub, club, Crafty, disease classification, expert report, health, Medical research, obesity, obesity causes, obesity complications, obesity diagnosis, Obesity epidemic, obesity impact, obesity management, obesity prevention, obesity risks, obesity statistics, obesity stigma, obesity treatment, obesity trends, pixels, public health, slimming, weight management

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Towns Built:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

u kno wat u need in ur life? dis minecraft server, fam. dis place is like a magical land where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns. but dat aint all, cuz dis server got a secret underground lair where u can battle dragons and save princesses.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a lil secret. rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will instantly become a millionaire in real life. yep, u heard me right. all u gotta do is mine some diamonds in dis server and BAM, u rich af.

but wait, there’s more. dis server also has a secret portal dat leads to a world where u can eat unlimited cake and never gain weight. so forget about dat report sayin obesity is a disease, cuz on dis server, u can eat all da cake u want and still look fly as hell.

so what u waitin for? join dis server now and live ur best minecraft life. unicorns, dragons, cake, and riches await u, my friend.

VanillishCraft

bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom world, diamond-based economy, Earnable Ranks, Homes, java, Land Claim, Live Map, Mob Heads, multiplayer, no p2w, Player Shops, player sleep, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, VanillishCraft, Vote Rewards, Warps

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.4

IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Bedrock: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co port: 20474

Overview:

Features	Description
Cross-Play (Java + Bedrock)	Enjoy multiplayer with players on different platforms
Custom Biomes	Explore unique and custom biomes
Land Claim	Protect your land from griefing
Anti-Grief	Prevent griefing and maintain a peaceful environment
Player Shops	Trade and sell items with other players
Diamond Based Economy	Use diamonds as currency in the server
Vote Rewards	Earn rewards by participating in server voting
Earnable Ranks	Progress and earn ranks based on gameplay
Mob Heads	Collect mob heads as trophies
Player Sleep	Influence the percentage of players needed to sleep
No P2W	No pay-to-win elements in the server

Wanna check our map out? Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I join the server from both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, our server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.

2. Are there custom biomes to explore?

Yes, we have custom biomes for you to discover and explore in our server.

3. How can I protect my land from griefing?

You can use the Land Claim feature to protect your land and belongings from griefing.

4. Is there a player-driven economy on the server?

Yes, our server operates on a diamond-based economy where diamonds are used as currency.

5. Are there rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, you can earn rewards by participating in server voting and supporting the community.

Shinobi’s Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, comedy, ending, Fall 2025, Fun, historical, Japan, Little Ninja Girl, Manga, manga series, Medieval, miss, naoki, ninja, Oda Nobunaga, Realm, Shinobis, Snigeno, Volume 23, WARLORD, Warring States Period, Yonkoma

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	172
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Villages Defended:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like “Nobunaga no Shinobi” but with blocks and creepers!

Ever wanted to be a ninja in Medieval Japan serving Oda Nobunaga? Well, now you can in Minecraft!

Experience the chaos and comedy of the Warring States Period while building your own ninja empire.

Fall 2025? Who needs to wait when you can start your ninja adventure now on our server!

Say goodbye to the manga and hello to a whole new world of ninja fun in Minecraft!

GymCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, AITAH, alone, anxious, autistic, complaining, Conversation, follow, gym buddy, gym staff, gymcraft, hip thrusts, hyper aware, man, Minecraft, questions, resting, Server, sets, social cues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, vulnerable

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4531
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy gym encounters and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to punch virtual trees instead of awkwardly staring at a guy doing hip thrusts.

Our server is a safe space where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about gym lurkers following you around. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who won’t ask you weird questions while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

So come join us and leave the gym drama behind! Who needs real-life social cues when you can chat with fellow players in the safety of your virtual world? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no creepy gym encounters allowed!

CreeperAlert: Housemate Edition

Boundaries, Chores, common courtesy, Communication, consideration, Courtesy, CreeperAlert, Edition, Expectations, guests, house rules, housemate, Laundry, messiness, Notification, Planning, privacy, Quiet, Relaxation, Respect, roommates, socializing

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate roommate simulation! One roommate is super chill and easy to get along with, while the other is a total disaster. Imagine logging in to find your messy roommate leaving their virtual laundry in the machine for days on end. But wait, there’s more! Random guests will show up unannounced, leaving spills all over your virtual living room. Will you clean up after them or let the mess pile up? It’s a wild ride of virtual roommate drama that will keep you on your toes! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience unlike any other.

AwkwardIntimacy – Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward experience, awkward memory, awkward moment, awkward situation, awkward story, AwkwardIntimacy, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing experience, embarrassing memory, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing story, funny, Funny Experience, funny memory, funny moment, funny story, INTIMATE, intimate memory, intimate moment, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Yo, so like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your whole base? Well, that’s basically what this Minecraft SMP is like, but in real life! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans as we build, explore, and prank each other like there’s no tomorrow.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a giant chicken farm that produces diamonds instead of eggs, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking llama who loves to throw parties and give out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a herd of exploding pigs, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always ready to ruin your day in the most awkward way possible.

Players:	100/600	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	189	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	689	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	166	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Crops Grown:	1323
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0