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Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Towns Built:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dimension Hops:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ores Mined:	1204
Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	16

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	160

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mines Excavated:	4424
Dragon Eggs Found:	3475	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Crops Grown:	3588	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Votes:	4966
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Emeralds Found:	2497
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

Players:	102/400	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	2