Luigi’s Armed Security Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FakeDeathFiasco

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	186	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Have you ever wanted to escape your old life and start fresh? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master of disguise like that one guy who faked his own death to get out of doing laundry.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and treasures, just like the secret bank account that guy set up before disappearing. Build your dream home and live out your wildest fantasies, just like that one person who faked their own death to avoid paying back their student loans.

But be warned, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Just like how that one person who faked their own death is now living it up on a tropical island sipping margaritas. So come join us and start your new life today!

GayCraft: No Fines, Just Fun!

civil rights, discrimination, discrimination laws, equality, fines, freedom of expression, Fun, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBT community, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ discrimination laws, looking too gay, party goers, russia, russia news, Russian government, social justice

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Animals Bred:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the wildest party ever! we got pigs flying, chickens breakdancing, and cows doing the macarena. it’s lit, fam.

u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.

we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!

Pixel Questrealm 1.20.3

1.20.3, console, controller, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming console, gaming controller, gaming controller for PC, gaming controller for sale, gaming controller for Xbox, gaming device, gaming equipment, gaming essentials, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming peripherals, gaming setup, gaming system, gaming technology, Gaming tools, PIXEL, Questrealm, video games

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	168	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	98
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, I got your controller right here!

> Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk.

> We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, so come get rich with us!

> Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

> Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

> So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is lit AF!

PetPals Minecraft Server

amphibians, bahamas, blue tongued skink, calling out, care, coworker, Divorce, exotic pets, herpetological society, ICKY, Investments, Love at first sight, Minecraft, PetPals, Pets, Phony, reptiles, Server, skink, Snakes, sus, wellbeing

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3414	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because we have Phony Fred as our server owner! That’s right, the guy who can’t even tell the difference between a snake and a lizard is running this show. But hey, who needs someone who knows what they’re talking about when you can have a server full of exotic pets like BIG ASS lizards and snakes that are basically the same thing, right?

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the owner’s stories are as wild as his claims of owning properties in the Bahamas. Who needs a finance bro when you have Phony Fred leading the way? So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the unit). And remember, when in doubt, just ignore Phony Fred and enjoy the chaos!

SisterSassCraft

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, father abandonment, feeling alone, feeling misunderstood, feeling unheard, parental favoritism, parental relationships, Resentment, seeking closure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterSassCraft, Therapy, unresolved feelings

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	169	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and resentment, just like the OP’s relationship with their father!

Experience the thrill of building your virtual world while dealing with unresolved family issues, just like OP’s unresolved feelings towards their father! Will you be able to navigate through the complexities of family dynamics while also trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where therapy is not an option, but building epic structures and battling mobs is! Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? So come on, join our server and show us if you’re the real AITA (Am I The Architect) in this virtual world!

Love & Blocks: Dark & Playful

altruistic love, attachment styles, blocks, Dark, dark personality traits, dating preferences, emotional connections, interpersonal dynamics, love, love styles, obsessive attitudes, partnered individuals, passionate love, personality traits, playful, playful attitudes, pragmatic attitudes, psychological research, Psychology, relationships, romantic behavior, romantic partnerships, single individuals, social interactions

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	256
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where the players have dark personalities and crazy love styles! Partnered peeps are all about that passionate and altruistic love, while the singles are all about being playful, obsessive, and pragmatic. It’s like a soap opera meets a comedy show meets a psychological thriller up in here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with the most interesting characters you’ll ever meet in a blocky world. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

ShadowCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Accountability, bio-attack, Campaign, CEO Brian, Covid vaccine, cross-section, DEAGEL, depopulation, Framed, funding, insider trading, interests, Luigi, nancy pelosi, poison gas attack, Realms, ShadowCraft, shares, Trading, Uhc, UHG stock, WARFARE

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

🤪 Ever wanted to testify against Nancy Pelosi for insider trading? Well, our CEO Brian did and now he’s on the run from the interests protecting her!

😱 Watch out for depopulation plans and bio-attack warfare, because it’s all connected to the same people who funded Nancy Pelosi’s campaign!

🤯 Don’t be framed like Luigi, come join our server and uncover the truth behind the poison gas attack!

🚀 Strap in for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

christmas, decision, Decline, DIVISIVE, exclusion, Fallout, familial, family relationships, gift, godfather, godmother, Honor, Minecraft, new year’s day, Niece, NieceCraft, relationships, Server, sibling, snub, tradition, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the relationship between OP’s wife and sister!

Looking for a server where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Witness the epic saga of OP being asked to be a godfather without his wife being asked to be a godmother. Will this family feud end in reconciliation or TNT explosions? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through familial traditions and expectations, all while trying to maintain peace and harmony in the virtual world of Minecraft. Will OP make the right decision? Will his sister and BIL understand his perspective? Find out on our server, where every decision is as crucial as finding diamonds in a cave!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find drama, family dynamics, and moral dilemmas all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join us now and let the games begin!

GoogleMe4NYEats?

aita, asking, Calling, confirmation, eating out, fair statement, Friend, GOOGLE, GoogleMe4NYEats, holiday, HOURS, new year’s day, Open, Plans, question.., restaurants, san francisco, sf, specific restaurant, suggestion

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Villages Defended:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	27

Are you tired of friends who can’t even Google what restaurants are open on New Year’s Day? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who can’t use a search engine. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by fellow players who know how to find the best virtual restaurants in town. No more awkward conversations about where to eat – just hop on our server and start building your own food paradise!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of sneaky villagers. Can you uncover their hidden menu and become the ultimate foodie in Minecraft? Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other!

So why waste time with clueless friends when you can join our Minecraft server and feast on endless possibilities? Don’t be an AITA – be a Minecraft master!

MoldovaPower: No Gas, Just Blocks!

bilateral agreements, blocks, cross-border trade, eastern europe, electricity import, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas supply, international relations, Moldova, MoldovaPower, political tensions, power grid, regional dynamics, Romania, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

lol imagine needing electricity from other countries because russia decides to be a party pooper and stop giving gas. don’t be stuck in the dark ages like moldova, come join our lit minecraft server where we have unlimited power and no russian interference. we’ve got creeper fireworks, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret underground base where we hide from the gas shortages. join us and never worry about losing power again, unless a creeper blows up your house lol.

Mom Dad Contacts Server

confidentiality, contact lists, Contacts, dad, Data Protection, déterminé, family, Identity, IMPOSSIBLE, long tail, mom, names, online safety, people, personal information, privacy, relationships, SECURITY, sensitive information, Server, social media, tags

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Potions Brewed:	87	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

so, like, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz, like, it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. not even kidding, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every friday night? yea, it’s lit. we even have a giant diamond disco ball that shines brighter than ur future.

also, like, our admins are actually wizards in disguise. they can make ur wildest dreams come true in the game. want a pet dragon? they gotchu. want a castle made of candy? they can make it happen.

plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we argue, we laugh, we cry, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build epic structures and fight off evil mobs. it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Blue Archive Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, 4koma, Archive, Banners, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	506	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join this epic Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids? We got more action-packed events than a Ender Dragon rave party!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while fighting off hordes of zombies with your diamond sword. It’s like a never-ending adventure that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or stuck in the Nether.

Join now and experience the thrill of Total Assault: Hovercraft (Outdoors – Heavy Armor) – it’s like riding a pig off a cliff, but way more intense! Plus, we have 2x Experience events that will level you up faster than you can say “Redstone.”

Don’t miss out on the Secret Midnight Party – The Oni Holds a Bell – it’s so lit, even the Endermen are dancing! And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – Light Armor) – it’s like a boss battle on steroids!

So, what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!

FlatCash Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, credit card, dangerous situations, Elderly, ENTITLEMENT, family, Financial, Flat, FlatCash, forgiveness, kit set homes, loan, Minecraft, Mortgage, Moving, old age, plot of land, Priorities, remortgaging, repayments, Server, Tantrum

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8771	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Star Shards Collected:	248
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into the chaos of virtual blocks!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and insanity, just like dealing with entitled family members who think they can dictate your life choices. Build your dream house in the middle of town, just like your mom wants, and watch out for creepy friends who don’t respect boundaries – we’ve got plenty of those in our server too!

Forget about forgiving that person who maxed out your credit card and stole your peace of mind – on our server, you can block them and never have to deal with their shenanigans again. And hey, if you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create with your friends while building epic structures and exploring new worlds. Who needs family drama when you’ve got virtual adventures waiting for you?

BabysitBaeGoneWrong

aita, babysit, BabysitBaeGoneWrong, Basic, cool little girl, DADDY, DATING, Father, Free Time, girlfriend’s daughter, Involved, middle school, Necessities, reconnected, respectful, responsibilities, sacrifice, weekends

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2061
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like how this guy doesn’t want to babysit his girlfriend’s daughter on the weekends, we don’t want any unnecessary responsibilities on our server either. We’re all about that free time and relaxation, so join us for some stress-free gaming where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find love like this guy did – just without the whole babysitting situation. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and absolutely zero babysitting duties!

ProudPlayerMC SMP

personal achievement, proud moment, ProudPlayerMC, self accomplishment, self appreciation, self development, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self satisfaction, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-pride, self-realization, self-recognition, self-validation, smp

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Items Found:	8004
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Votes:	2419
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Bruh, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, bro. We got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you won’t even believe it. And the best part? We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Like, we got a chest full of enchanted golden apples, no joke.

But wait, there’s more. We have this legendary PvP arena where we battle it out like gladiators. It’s so intense, you’ll be sweating buckets, I swear. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who follows us around and blows up anyone who tries to mess with us. It’s hilarious, trust me.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who trade us emeralds for the most random stuff? Like, one time I traded a stack of dirt for a stack of emeralds. It was wild, man.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever and be part of our crazy adventures, hit me up. But be warned, things get pretty chaotic around here. It’s a total madhouse, but that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome.