Luigi’s Armed Security Minecraft SMP

Armed, armed security, astonishment, bodyguards, Celebrity, Defense, FAMOUS, fanbase, FANGIRLS, free him, guard detail, Luigi, Luigis, millions, Minecraft, Protection, retards, Safety, SECURITY, security measures, shock, smp, Surprise, Swarm, unexpected

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	707931
Alien Abductions:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Enchantments Applied:	98

New Minecraft Servers

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, we have a player who is so famous that he has millions of fangirls ready to swarm and free him from his virtual prison. Will you be able to survive the madness and maybe even become a part of his entourage? Join now for a chance to be a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Ex-Treats Minecraft Server

aita, BIRTHDAYS, Boundaries, Breakup, children, close friendship, co parenting, Couch, emotional connection, Exes, ExTreats, financial support, holidays, Intimacy, Minecraft, moving on, past relationship, quid pro quo, relationship, Server, sleeping over, treating ex special, Trips

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	5401
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further! Join our server for some drama and excitement that will make your ex’s breakup look like child’s play.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!

But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!

BroBroSupportGoneWrong

Boundaries, BroBroSupportGoneWrong, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Gaslighting, mental health, personal boundaries, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, support system, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7786	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Void Armor Forged:	27
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic siblings ruining your fun!

Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.

And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!

InfluencerVibesMC SMP

brand promotion, digital influencers, influencer audience, influencer authenticity, influencer campaigns, Influencer collaborations, influencer content, influencer endorsements, influencer engagement, influencer impact, influencer marketing, influencer partnerships, influencer reach, influencer relationships, influencer strategy, influencer trends, influencers, InfluencerVibesMC, Marketing, smp, social media, social media influencers

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because all the influencers are here! Like, we’ve got PewDiePie building a giant diamond castle and Ninja doing parkour challenges with creepers. And don’t even get me started on MrBeast, he’s giving away stacks of diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a PvP battle!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!

Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper23

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ores Mined:	3110	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you feeling lost and confused at 23? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated shenanigans that will make you forget all about your quarter-life crisis.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

Censorship, civil liberties, controversial groups, discrimination, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, list, Nono, occult ideology, political agenda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious persecution, russia, russia news, Russias, satanic temple, SatanicCraft, Social Issues, undesirable groups

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Farms Harvested:	953
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!

we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?

join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!

Crafty Dictionary Quest

alphabetical, alphabetical order, Crafty, definitions, dictionaries, dictionary, Educational, finding words, indexes, Language, learning, Letters, Locating, Lookup, navigation, page numbers, Quest, reference, SEARCHING, Tools, useless, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

Boost, Brain, cafe, java, Jolt

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

The Lab

Active, application, Armor statues, Community, Discord, Events, Fabric, germany, hard mode, integration, Lab, Map, members, Minecarts, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Season, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts to encourage that type of travel

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

bad timing, christmas, Christmas disaster, Christmas letdown, Christmas ruined, disappointing news, family conflict, family drama, graduation announcement, holiday chaos, holiday disappointment, holiday drama, holiday letdown, holiday stress, Lost, Minecraft, ruined celebration, ruined festivities, ruined holiday spirit, ruined plans, ruined surprise, Ruins your Christmas, Server, unexpected news

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

BDSM, Betas, cucks, dominant women, fetish community, fetish lifestyle, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, financial submission, findom, kinky relationships, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, of, online domination, paypigs, power exchange, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, wealthy slaves

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Towns Built:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and madness at every turn.

We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.

Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

1.5 yr old daughter, aita, brother-in-law, Cabin, christmas eve, Christmas vacation, ChristmasVacayClash, cruise, Drama, easy-going, family trip, gatlinburg, holiday, honeymoon, Jobs, Miami, Miami airport, Minecraft, Nashville, Server, Small Business, standing my ground, text, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Divine Spears Created:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holiday plans? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, stress-relief experience like no other! Build your own cabin in Gatlinburg, honeymoon with your blocky bride or groom, and escape to a virtual world where family feuds can’t touch you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting epic creations. Don’t let real-life conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join us now and leave the drama behind!

RingRivalryCraft

atrocious crime, Band, Best Friend, birthday gift, birthstone, Communication, design, Earrings, emotionally abusive, engagement ring, family, Halo, intentional hurt, jewelry, Lovingly, mom, rejection, Ring, RingRivalryCraft, silent treatment, Upset

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragons Tamed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	123

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where birthstone ring controversies are a daily occurrence! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship troubles caused by matching jewelry.

Our server is the perfect place to test your communication skills as you try to mend broken friendships over virtual birthstone rings. Will you be able to smooth things over with your best friend, or will you be forever shunned for wearing a similar ring? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of birthstone ring drama. Who knew a simple piece of jewelry could cause so much trouble? Join now and see for yourself!

DumbSignsMC SMP

brainless, clueless behavior, Daft, dim-witted, dull-witted, dumb, DumbSignsMC, foolish behavior, foolishness, idiotic actions, Ignorant Behavior, imbecilic behavior, lack of common sense, lacks intelligence, low iq, moronic behavior, signs of stupidity, simple-minded, slow-witted, smp, unintelligent actions, unintelligent traits

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.

Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.

If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyJailbreak

ACCUSATION, arrested, confusion, CraftyJailbreak, crime, disbelief, Drama, EMBARRASSMENT, Explanation, family, Friends, Guilty, innocent, interrogation, law enforcement, mistaken identity, misunderstanding, Police, scandal, shock, suspicion

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being arrested for mysterious reasons again! Our server is so addictive that your friends and family will understand why you disappeared for days on end. They’ll think you were too busy building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling creepers to even notice the outside world. So come join us and let your loved ones wonder what crazy adventures you’re getting into on our server!