Lube Me Up Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, assault, Awareness, consent, empowerment, healing, hurt, Justice, Lube, mental health, Minecraft, Pain, rape, Recovery, Server, sexual assault, Support, survivor, Therapy, Trauma, violence

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Emeralds Found:	1546

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant phallic structures or staging elaborate pranks on each other.

And don’t worry, we always make sure to use lube when things get a little too crazy. Trust us, it’s all in good fun! So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Animals Bred:	171	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Love Letters Sent:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mines Excavated:	2810
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Votes:	1263	Farms Harvested:	411
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8511	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Animals Bred:	129

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ores Mined:	8999
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.