Loyal Women Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Animals Bred:	154	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5458
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	87	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Animals Bred:	178
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Potions Brewed:	180
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Animals Bred:	187	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ores Mined:	9330	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Votes:	5690
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9682
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Animals Bred:	95	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

BlockyScience: Trump Edition

administration, Analysis, BlockyScience, climate change, data, Decisions, Edition, Environment, Experts, funding, Future, Government, Impact, innovation, policy, Politics, regulations, research, Science, scientists, Technology, trump

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again!