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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8357 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. I swear, I saw a creeper breakdancing with a skeleton, it was wild. That’s when I knew this server was the one for me.
Oh, and did I mention the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of baked potatoes? It’s insane, bro. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride around on a dragon breathing fire on all the noobs.
So yeah, if you wanna experience true love and ridiculous adventures, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, and you’ll never want to leave. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make.