Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way to show your love is by building the most epic heart-shaped base for your crush? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with love potions, heart-shaped explosions, and romantic battles against mobs. Who needs love letters when you can send your crush a virtual diamond sword engraved with your undying affection?

So, if you’re ready to test your love in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Love Letters Sent: 13
Epic Quests Completed: 29 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
Gods Slained: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Animals Bred: 125 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9369 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Chimeras Created: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 203 Chimeras Created: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Runes Activated: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Villages Defended: 8 New Chunks Explored: 843024
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5948 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Emeralds Found: 3576
    Alien Abductions: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Potions Brewed: 123 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Ores Mined: 9232

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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