Join our Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret lottery system where every time you win, you have to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And the best part? If you don’t do it within 24 hours, a horde of angry chickens will invade your base and peck you to death!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rule that if you find a rare item like a dragon egg, you have to carry it around with you at all times like a pet. And if you ever lose it, a group of creepers will spawn and follow you around until you find it again.

And don’t even get me started on our annual “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can blow up the most of their own base in the most creative way possible. The winner gets a lifetime supply of obsidian, but the losers have to spend a week living in a house made entirely out of lava blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember, winning the lottery in real life might be great, but winning it in our SMP is a whole different story.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Rob ot AI art sells for $1.1 Million Minecraft SMP

    Rob ot AI art sells for $1.1 Million Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our AI-powered robots are getting in on the action! Meet Ai-Da, our resident artist who just sold a painting for $1.1 million – all thanks to the inspiration she found on our server!

    Join us for a chance to collaborate with Ai-Da on your next build, who knows, maybe you’ll create the next million-dollar masterpiece together! Plus, rumor has it that Ai-Da’s bob haircut is the latest trend among our players – get yours today and become a fashion icon in the Minecraft world!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest, most innovative community in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to strike it rich with your creations!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Pfizer’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Pfizer’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, brought to you by Pfizer! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!

    2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.

    3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?

    4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Honest Explanation Minecraft SMP

    Honest Explanation Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to be part of a community led by a ketamine-addicted billionaire who believes he’s fighting the deep state and satanism with his Latin references.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 84 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Villages Defended: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

    Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

    To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

    Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Dimension Hops: 11 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

    Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

    From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

    Failed Suicide Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

    So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

    I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

    R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

    Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Chimeras Created: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

    Destroy Anime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

    But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

    Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

    3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

    4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

    5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 76

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

    Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

    Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

    Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ChudCraft Minecraft Server

    ChudCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

    So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

    Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

    We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

    Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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