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Players: |
94/1000 |
Votes: |
234 |
Rating: |
5.0 / 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: |
14 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: |
33 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
0 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: |
4 |
Towns Built: |
2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: |
7 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: |
0 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: |
6 |
Glorious Feasts Held: |
6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: |
0 |
Cursed Villages Purged: |
2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: |
13 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
1 |
so, like, this
server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.
like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.
also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.
plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.
so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.