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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Enchantments Applied: 131 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Towns Built: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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