Lost in Blockville | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3483
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Votes:	7719
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Feeling lost and numb in real life? Join our server and experience a whole new world of excitement and adventure!

Our server is so INSANE that once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Build your own CASTLE made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride on a FLYING PIG to explore different dimensions, and battle against a GIANT CHICKEN boss for epic loot!

Don’t know what to do anymore in real life? That’s okay, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Join now and let the fun begin!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5058
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Items Found:	2098
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Love Letters Sent:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	354	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	1498	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	8208	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Farms Harvested:	570
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	405	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1795

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ores Mined:	950	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	4382

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Buildings Constructed:	42	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!