Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a CIA conspiracy theory? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Illuminati would be impressed. Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where nitrous oxide is the currency of choice.

Forget diamonds, on our server, it’s all about that sweet, brain-cell destroying gas. Watch as players inhale it and become progressively dumber with each hit. It’s like a real-life Idiocracy, but in Minecraft form.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the CIA themselves are funding this server, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where madness reigns supreme. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a journey into the depths of absurdity. See you on the other side!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Enchantments Applied: 87
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Dragons Tamed: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
Farms Harvested: 828 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    In-game console (/console)

    Parkour (/warp parkour)

    Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Buildings Constructed: 17
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • C47: The Vanilla Anarchy Dyanmap of Europe v1.21.1! Chaos awaits!

    C47: The Vanilla Anarchy Dyanmap of Europe v1.21.1! Chaos awaits!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name c47.ch
    Server IP mc.c47.ch
    Version 1.21.1
    Language eng 🇬🇧/ ger 🇩🇪/ swiss-ger 🇨🇭

    Vanilla, Survival, no mods, Dynmap, Europe

    & his discord: https://discord.gg/schweiz

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Are there any build requirements on the server?

    No, there aren’t any build requirements. Just have fun!

    2. How many active members are currently on the server?

    There are already about 10-20 active members, and more are welcome to join.

    3. Is the server Discord server small?

    Yes, the server is rather small, making it a great place to make new friends and play Minecraft.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Villages Defended: 18
    Ores Mined: 6526 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Blocky Dilemmas Minecraft Server

    Blocky Dilemmas Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the choice is simple: join us and have a blast, or face the consequences of instant death! But don’t worry, we promise you’ll be too busy laughing and having a great time to even think about choosing death.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun with a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our server and let your imagination run wild?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and choose life (and lots of laughs) over death. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Chimeras Created: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 New Chunks Explored: 354070
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

    Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

    Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Gods Slained: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • AdoptedSisMC Server

    AdoptedSisMC Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

    Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

    Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Divine Spears Created: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • PhilippineSeaPirates

    PhilippineSeaPirates
    lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Runes Activated: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Sahara

    Sahara

    Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Towns Built: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

    Sunny Polska Minecraft Server
    Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

    So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Runes Activated: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

    Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

    But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

    OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

    Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors
    yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • SoulSteal

    SoulSteal

    Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

    Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

    What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Animals Bred: 54 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Towns Built: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

    Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

    Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

    Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

    Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3345 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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