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Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	204	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Towns Built:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Items Found:	3619	Star Shards Collected:	186

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5301	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3068
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mines Excavated:	4090
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	263050
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1816

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Love Letters Sent:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Emeralds Found:	7981	Runes Activated:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8063
Villages Defended:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Animals Bred:	77	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

Players:	108/300	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Farms Harvested:	169
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5