LoseCraft Minecraft Server

Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, dominant performance., humor, impressive performance, lmao, LoseCraft, loses, Minecraft, Nothing, resilience, scoreless, Server, Shutout, sports, strong effort, surprising result, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Upset

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8035
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	New Chunks Explored:	800740
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft PvP battles? Join our server and you’ll go from losing 2-0 to pulling off impressive performances like a pro! Our players have reported leveling up their skills so much that they can take on an army of creepers with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who will grant you magical powers if you prove yourself worthy in battle. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	73
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	850545	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Animals Bred:	143
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5680	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8357	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
New Chunks Explored:	297383	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Dimension Hops:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9649	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Votes:	706

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Items Found:	5263
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	64
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Zombie Dances:	9	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.