LorezMine
Griefer Server
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7410 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base filled with treasure, or if you want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.
And remember, on our server, anything goes – even if it involves questionable decisions with porn stars. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only crime is not having a good time!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 7065 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But wait, there’s more! We are also conducting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0, so you can travel between different regions in the game and explore new territories. And if that’s not enough, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells available for you to join and connect with other players.
And if you’re feeling social, we have meetups scheduled where you can join other players for fun activities like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or Eden Raids. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the craziness that is about to unfold on our server. So mark your calendars for July 2, 2024, and get ready for an epic adventure like no other!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 6290 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Forget about being an incel, on our server, you’ll be a total Chad, charming all the other players with your devious tactics and strategic gameplay. From backstabbing alliances to manipulating the market economy, the possibilities are endless.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate mastermind of Minecraft! Just remember, once you go dark triad, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of rare items.
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like Creeper Bowling and Zombie Soccer, where you can compete against other players for epic prizes. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge our resident Minecraft pro, Steve, to a PvP battle in the Arena of Doom.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of diamond boots – things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 130 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being sober again because we have a strict “no alcohol” policy. That’s right, we’re all about that pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.
But don’t worry, just because we don’t drink doesn’t mean we don’t know how to have a good time. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that beer you were craving.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where the blocks are made of pure diamond. But shh, you didn’t hear it from me.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the sober shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4141 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5754 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us and you’ll be playing alongside a cast of characters so wild, you’ll think you’re in a virtual circus! From a dancing pig named Porky to a sassy llama named Larry, you’ll never know what kind of shenanigans these characters will get into next.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds. Rumor has it, if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve unlimited diamonds).
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – after all, anything can happen when you’re playing with these characters!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 140 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds in the sky, battling creepers underwater, and building your dream castle on the ocean floor. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is confused!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and duel with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe that grants you infinite diamonds!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the flip side!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 283 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of this mysterious land. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures, rare mobs, and even a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks! Who knows what other surprises are waiting to be found?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just think about the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends you’re part of the elite group of players who have explored this enigmatic country. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Soul Eater, a mysterious entity that roams the land in search of lost souls to devour. Will you be able to outsmart this formidable foe and claim its power for yourself? Or will you become its next meal?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us where the souls are plentiful and the adventure is endless. Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows…
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Our server is a haven for poltard mutts who hate the joos, but don’t worry, they’re actually the most goyimy ones around. Join us as we navigate through a world where the West has fallen, and anything is possible in our crazy, chaotic land of Minecraft madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the hilarity ensue!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
