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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2072 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2019 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether.
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