Looty McBooty’s Minecraft Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can flex your LOOT like never before! Picture this: you stumble upon a rare diamond sword, but instead of just hoarding it in your inventory, you can now show it off to all your jealous friends in the game. That’s right, we have a feature that lets you display your LOOT for everyone to see, because why keep all that shiny gear to yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty insane events and challenges that will keep you on your toes. And did we mention the secret treasure chests hidden around the map? Rumor has it, they’re filled with LOOT beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions and show off your LOOT like the true Minecraft champion you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Chimeras Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Love Letters Sent:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4958
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	577
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Dimension Hops:	5

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	291	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ores Mined:	3985	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Farms Harvested:	580	Villages Defended:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Votes:	807
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Animals Bred:	68	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Farms Harvested:	273	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Buildings Constructed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!