Lootcraftmc | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RichVsPoorMC SMP

bipartisanship, class warfare, Connected, Democrat, economic disparity, Government, income disparity, partisanship, political affiliation, political divide, Politics, Poor, power dynamics, REPUBLICAN, Rich, RichVsPoorMC, smp, social class, social justice, socioeconomic status, unconnected, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, the admins are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world or something. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff with us.

And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.

But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

advice, bad advice, cautionary tales, Cliches, common advice, conventional wisdom, CraftyAdviceGoneWrong, guidance, lessons, life advice, misconceptions, MISTAKES, personal development, Pitfalls, popular beliefs, self help, self improvement, terrible advice, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	9855
Void Gems Collected:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “be nice to others” and “don’t grief”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous life advice that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!

Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.

So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

arrest, big, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazilian Judge, controversy, court case, freedom of speech, international news, Jair Bolsonaro, judicial system, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal dispute, Media Company, political figures, political news, Politics, President of Brazil, press freedom, Trouble, Trump Media Group

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!

oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.

plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

BlockyHeartBeat, blood pressure, blunted response, cardiovascular responses, Childhood, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, emotional trauma, heart rate, Long-term impact, mental health, mental resilience, psychological effects, social anxiety, social stress, stress response, survivors, therapy interventions, Trauma, Trauma recovery, trauma survivors

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Villages Defended:	17

come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam

Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

1.21.1, Boundaries, breath play, Communication, consent, Curiosity, discomfort, Domination, DURATION, Experience, Exploration, Facesitting, fetish, INTIMATE, kink, mystic, Personal, Pleasure, Quest, satisfaction, sitting on face, Smothering, submissive

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

MomCrafter Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Cancer, Caregiver, Caretaker, chemotherapy, consequences, decision, difficult situation, emotional, family, health, Illness, Minecraft, mom, MomCrafter, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, smoking, Support, tough choice, tough love, Treatment

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Potions Brewed:	185
Dragon Eggs Found:	3448	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Star Shards Collected:	54

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

TissuelessCraft

budgeting, college job, communication problems, family dynamics, financial independence, financial struggles, groceries, home cooking, household needs, LIMITED, living away from home, meal plan, meal swipes, minimum wage, parental support, personal expenses, relationship issues, self-sufficiency, TissuelessCraft, working student

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1412	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the struggles of dealing with demanding parents who can’t even buy tissue for the house but expect you to do it. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone asking you to contribute to groceries or household needs. Plus, you won’t have to resort to giving plasma just to afford the essentials – unless you want to roleplay as a plasma-giving hero, of course! So come join us and let’s build a world where you can truly be free from the madness of real life.

BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

awful names, baby names, BabyNoob, bad names, bizarre names, child’s name, funny names, inappropriate names, Minecraft, Naming, naming conventions, naming trends, odd names, parenting, ridiculous names, smp, strange names, taboo names, terrible names, unpopular names, unusual names, weird names, worst name

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Emeralds Found:	5886
Zombie Dances:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Votes:	7091	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, if you join our server, you get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back. It’s totally legit, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and netherite blocks. And every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, you get a free pizza delivered to your house by a real-life unicorn. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to give your child the worst name ever before you log on, because that’s the only way to truly embrace the chaos of our server. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

NopeNotDoingThatAgain

Adrenaline Rush, anxiety, bone-chilling, chilling moment, fear, frightening situation, hair-raising, heart-stopping, Horror, never again, Nightmare, NopeNotDoingThatAgain, panic attack, petrifying, Phobia, Scared, spine-chilling, spine-chilling experience, spine-tingling., terrifying experience, traumatic event

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Animals Bred:	78
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Have you ever been so scared that you peed your pixelated pants? Well, get ready for a server that will make you do just that! Our Minecraft server is so terrifyingly fun, you’ll never want to leave your blocky house again.

Join us if you dare, for a world where creepers are actually cuddly kittens and skeletons are just misunderstood emo kids. But beware, our Ender Dragon has a secret love for disco music and will boogie down with you until the break of dawn.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you scream with laughter and fear, come join us! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get pixelated and pants-wettingly crazy!

JavaCraft: Mushroom Magic

3d printing, bio-based materials, biodegradable, circular economy, coffee grounds, compostable, eco-friendly, environmental impact, innovative technology, JavaCraft, Magic, material science, Mushroom, plastics alternative, recycling, Reishi mushrooms, Sustainable Design, sustainable innovation, sustainable manufacturing, sustainable materials, Upcycling, UW researchers, waste reduction

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

lol join our epic minecraft server where we turn coffee grounds into 3D printed objects with MUSHROOM MAGIC 🍄🍄🍄 our researchers are like mad scientists but cooler cuz they make compostable stuff out of coffee WASTE ☕️☕️☕️ come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌎🌍🌏 also, did we mention there are secret mushroom kingdoms to explore? 🍄🏰🍄 join now and let’s get crafting! 🎮🔨🌈

Neuro Hive – The Overlord 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, ai, AI learning, Catbox archive, Clips, Educational, game integration, hive, LoRA, merch, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, Overlord, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Votes:	4144
Buildings Constructed:	49	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where our girl Neuro-sama is the AI overlord? She’s like a mix of a neural network and a VTuber, entertaining us with her wild rants and learning new skills like singing and playing games. It’s a total party up in here!

Join the server now and witness the madness unfold as Neuro-sama takes over the chat with her unhinged responses. Plus, she’s got a sick schedule and some lit music and clips for you to vibe to. And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, she’s got educational stuff too!

Check out her Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for all the deets. And don’t forget to grab some merch from her shop because why not? This server is a whole new level of crazy, so hop on and let’s get weird together!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ores Mined:	2805	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your hands!

Forget about real life problems like annoying partners and stressful family visits – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the coolest castle ever!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together in this crazy, fun-filled Minecraft world! And remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves fighting off creepers and zombies, of course!

CraftyFamilyDinnerDrama

awkward situations, boyfriend’s parents, communication difficulties, CraftyFamilyDinnerDrama, family dinner, first impressions, Guilt, mental health, nonverbal communication, personal boundaries, physical response, Respect, selective communication, selective mutism, selective speaking, silent behavior, social anxiety, social expectations, stress, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real-life social situations like the one described above! Join us and never worry about having to speak to your boyfriend’s parents again – because in Minecraft, you can communicate through building epic structures and battling mobs instead!

Our server is perfect for players with selective mutism, as there’s no pressure to talk to anyone – just let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Plus, our community is super understanding and won’t judge you for staying silent during intense PvP battles.

So come join us for a fun and stress-free Minecraft experience, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who communicates solely through emotes and block placements!

USA_Ukraine_Russia_MinecraftSMP

Conflict, Crimea, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, joe biden, military intervention, nato, political tension, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, united states, Usa, USA_Ukraine_Russia_MinecraftSMP, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	3176	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit 🔥 You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up for fun 😂 Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our base from griefers. It’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in Minecraft form! So come join us and let’s take over the world together 🌍💎 #MinecraftSMPGoals #BobTheCreeper #WizardAdminFTW 🧙‍♂️🐉

VaultHunterz

conspiracy theories, economic stability, federal reserve, financial mysteries, Fort Knox, global finance, gold reserves, government secrets, hidden treasures, hidden wealth, Historical landmarks, monetary policy, national security, precious metals, security measures, speculation, top secret, treasure hunting, underground vaults, United States Mint, VaultHunterz

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Have you ever wondered what secrets lie within Fort Knox? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have recreated Fort Knox and let me tell you, it’s not just gold that’s hidden inside. Rumor has it, there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs! Join our server and uncover the truth behind Fort Knox’s mysterious contents. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now!

Players:	95/400	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	62	Dragon Eggs Found:	1048
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	2241
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15