LootBoxLords | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ObamaCraft: Where even creepers miss the good old days

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Trump is the president and Iran wouldn’t even dare to mess with us! Forget about WW3, because with Biden in office, anything can happen! Come build, mine, and survive in a world where politics are as crazy as the creepers exploding around you. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and see what kind of shenanigans await you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	795121	Villages Defended:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Creepers and Rainbow Sheep: Where Artists and Trans Folks Rule the World!

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the players are always on the defensive, ready to protect their precious diamonds at all costs? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who believe they deserve everything handed to them on a silver plate – literally, we have a special silver plate item that gives you special powers in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its wild and wacky community events. Last week, we had a giant chicken race where players rode on chickens around a track while trying to dodge obstacles. And next week, we’re planning a massive fireworks display that will light up the entire server.

So why wait? Join our server now and see why most artists end up trooning out after a few years – whatever that means! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody understands your true identity? Look no further, because on our server, you will find a character that is literally YOU. Yes, you heard that right. This character is so eerily similar to you that it’s practically your twin. People will stop you on the street just to comment on how identical you are to this character. It’s like looking in a mirror, but in Minecraft form. Join our server and embrace your true self, because this character is indisputably you. Who knows, maybe this character will become self-aware and start questioning its own existence. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can finally find your place in this world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and discover the true meaning of identity crisis in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Animals Bred:	64	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?

So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll question if you’ve stumbled into a whole new country! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of dancing llamas. Explore our vast landscapes, from the mystical Mushroom Forest to the treacherous Cactus Canyon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Void Armor Forged:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty AF – Mine for Days

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6809
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

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Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Zombie Dances:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity

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Are you tired of sitting around on the internet complaining about the state of the world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become part of a nationalist movement like never before. Fight against the evil kikes and be the change you want to see in the world. But beware, the feds may try to stop you, so be prepared for an epic battle like no other. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Secret Passages Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!

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Are you tired of playing regular old Minecraft and want to spice things up with a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! action? Look no further than our server, where we fuse bodies and steal the show in epic duels!

Join us for the Duel Links Speed General #2451Stealing the show edition, where we focus on the SPEED duel format of the game. And if that’s not enough, we also welcome classic Yu-Gi-Oh! anime discussions because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve been celebrating the 2500 days since launch event with dream tickets and gems, and the upcoming events include a Mizar rerun and Dennis unlock.

If you need resources for info on Legendary Duelists, Skills, decklists, events, etc., we’ve got you covered with links to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, Official Duel Links Page, and even a Yu-Gi-Oh! Probability Calculator because who doesn’t love a good probability calculation in the midst of a duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready to duel like never before!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mines Excavated:	3497
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	99
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as finding your girlfriend’s panties in your brother’s bed? Look no further! Join our server and embrace the chaos – because who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the world of blocky adventures. Whether you’re building giant panty-shaped structures or embarking on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious panty disappearances, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – panties optional!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!

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Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	8168

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have you mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your very existence with the age-old question: left or right?

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests where you must choose between going left or right, with each path leading to wild adventures and crazy challenges. Will you choose the path of righteousness and conquer the land, or will you go left and end up in a land of talking chickens and dancing creepers? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes (or just makes your dance moves even more epic).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember: when in doubt, always go left. Or was it right? Oh well, just pick a direction and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Towns Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ores Mined:	4480	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

WaifuCraft: Where your 2D dreams become 3D reality!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a classic Touhou game…but with chuddies! That’s right, you can battle it out with your friends while wearing your favorite pair of chuddies for extra protection and style points.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chuddie King, who will grant you special powers and abilities if you can defeat him in a chuddie-wearing duel. Rumor has it that the Chuddie King once defeated an entire army of creepers with just one flick of his chuddie.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most chuddie-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the next Chuddie Champion and rule over the land in your stylish underwear.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Back in Block City

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Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	913
Dimension Hops:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13