Longshot | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Gods Slained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4639	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	6897

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Potions Brewed:	49
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2228	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchantments Applied:	64
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Void Gems Collected:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magic Items Found:	2549
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Items Found:	3387
Dimension Hops:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Buildings Constructed:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	133	Divine Spears Created:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5720	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Towns Built:	2

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8125	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Players:	100/400	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Animals Bred:	73
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Potions Brewed:	47
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2