LonelyCraft SMP: Oops! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the most hilarious and outrageous moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Or maybe you’re out exploring and you come across a village where all the villagers have formed a synchronized swimming team in a pond. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Build Battle: Extreme Edition” where players have to build the craziest and most outrageous structures they can think of. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a group of chickens performing a Shakespearean play or participate in a llama race where the finish line is guarded by a giant zombie in a tutu? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Evocraft

Arena Pvp, Casino, Discord, Economy, home, Rankup, smp, Survival, Vote, Votifier

Server IP: Play.EvoCraft.fun

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Survitopia

Anarchy, Economy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

– IF YOU ARE SENT TO A FALLBACK SERVER, TYPE /join survitopia IN CHAT –

Welcome to Survitopia! A slightly better survival experience! In Survitopia you can use perks such as, /kit starter, /wild, /home, and /spawn!

But with ranks it’s a whole different story, The most popular rank perks include: /fly, /sethome, /enderchest, /vanish, /nick, /repair, and even /heal!

Ranks are here: http://survitopia-store.buycraft.net/

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Hammerhead Craft

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

We are a survival based server that revolves around the plugin Dragon Shout Dragon shout is a plugin inspired by Skyrim that adds custom mobs, such as dragons into the game, as well as allowing the player to use whats called the thuum. The thuum is a shout that can be used by the player every so often to help fight against the environment, or other players. Slay dragons and collect their bones in order to strengthen your shouts, or to learn completely new shouts!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Farms Harvested:	976

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Melucraft

action, Survival

Server survivalMexico

Welcome kitDaily rewardsChat gamesJobsMissions

Protections

Trades

MCMMO

Skills SurvivalGravestones

WarpsTpaEconomyClans

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Reilz Building Server

Creative

This server is about building around a flat world making towers, houses, shops, towns, cities and MORE! We are a friendly community and enjoy building there, when you are bored, you can play with some cosmetics or something like that! You can also join from versions 1.7-1.12.2!

This server is protected with a plugin so cracked accounts can join our server but you have to /register {password} and every time you come online you have to do /login {password} This is due to the fact that anyone can go on a cracked version of any account like an Admins’s account and can grief/ban or even op their main account. To prevent that we have an Authentication Plugin so playing here is **risk free!**

Join our discord for info when it is online/offline and other things! https://discord.gg/6ft4v9v

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Taslys craft

Skyblock

Server IP: play.taslyscraft.com3892

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Cubenation

Creative, Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

we are currently in development and whitelisted!

Welcome to CubeNation

Who are we and what do we do? – CubeNation is a mature community for FTB Infinity Evolved. – History, our hosting experience various over different platforms started back in 2002. – Our number one goal is to bring you the best players experience. – we have reliable staff that cares about you! If you have any problems the only thing you have to do is ask.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SimulatorRadio MC

Economy, Survival

Thank you for looking at the Simulator Radio Minecraft Server!

We’re a large community of passionate Simulator gamers, pulled together by a shared love for gaming radio. Our station receives over 1000 listeners at peak hours with a usual minimum of 300 and an average of 500 24/7.

Please join our Discord at https://discord.simulatorradio.com/ and listen to our station at https://simulatorradio.com/

The Simulator Radio Minecraft Server is owned alongside Simulator Radio, so please support our station to help keep the tunes flowing and the blocks placing!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Bloodbane smp

Cracked, Premium, PvP, Survival

BloodBane SMP is a Lifesteal survival server for both cracked and premium players. We offer custom items with unique abilities and custom models.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PoroCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Economy/Survival server with jobcenter and focus on farming/grinding!Work your way through the ranks and become the richest player in the history of PoroCraft through ingenuity and skill!It is currently a work-in-progress server with much left to do.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BBBStudios

Creative

Win $100 this week by joining our server and building in the build comp!

We’re BBB Studios, an Official Minecraft Partner creating DLC for the Minecraft Marketplace, bedrock edition. We’re holding a BUILD COMP on our NEW SERVER to celebrate our grand opening! The server is on Java edition and anyone is welcome to participate. Make sure you enter for a chance to win up to $300!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Emeralds Found:	4778	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mangosmp

smp, Survival

Imagine a Minecraft server where players can enjoy a unique experience featuring three exciting game modes: Survival, Lifesteal, and Earth. In Survival mode, players will have to gather resources, build, and survive in a challenging environment. The Lifesteal mode adds an intriguing twist by allowing players to regain health by attacking enemies. Earth mode lets players reshape the landscape and create their own unique world.

What sets this server apart is its warm and friendly community, where players can connect, collaborate, and share their experiences. The server hosts weekly events that range from building competitions to challenging quests, ensuring there’s always something exciting to participate in. The staff is dedicated and always ready to assist, making sure that players have a smooth and enjoyable time on the server. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, this server promises a welcoming environment where everyone can have a blast!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pixelshaft

Anarchy

No Rules – This server has a anti cheat to limit hacked clients abilities but you will not be banned for ANY offense.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Toastarmy

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Toastarmy ! The PvP Survival Server for you and your friends! This Server will always be updated to the latest versions of minecract and the world is never going to get reset. Come by and check it out!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	6083	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Just another tardis

Economy, Factions, Slimefun, Towny, Townywars

Experience the unparalleled magic of the “Just Another Tardis” server in Minecraft. With Slimefun and captivating addons like Warfare, Tinkers, and more, dive into a world of endless possibilities. Forge towns, wage wars with the Towny and siege plugins. Engage in a thriving economy with server shops and player chest shops. Your adventure knows no bounds here!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.