Lonely Virgin Boomers Minecraft SMP

banned, billionaires, Bleak, Boomers, chuds, controversial, controversial opinions, Defending, Discord, fake sport, internet culture, lonely, Minecraft, Online Community, Raiders, reddit, Seething, smp, social outcasts, TOXIC, Virgin, wrestling

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about lonely virgin boomers and chuds, we’ve got a community of absolute legends who were banned from Reddit and Discord for being too spicy to handle.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defend our favorite billionaires in a virtual world where anything is possible. Build your own empire, battle against rival factions, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or just find some diamonds, whatever floats your boat).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of misfits who are just as obsessed with a fake sport as you are? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can drop some seriously epic loot if you dare to challenge it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us on the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Farms Harvested:	910	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

mc.sputnik1net.org

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Enchantments Applied:	86	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ores Mined:	3117
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	436
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Votes:	9657

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9733
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	1

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mines Excavated:	3939
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7246
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchantments Applied:	160
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	New Chunks Explored:	88132
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	757

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

meta-union.com

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

lazulimc.net

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Emeralds Found:	8410	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

spvp.me

Alfi’s World

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

82.119.123.106

TeamVareide

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

mc.teamvareide.com