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BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Animals Bred:	56	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	109
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Items Found:	1633	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Mines Excavated:	1509
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Villages Defended:	20

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1495	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7041	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5613	New Chunks Explored:	736441
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	54	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
New Chunks Explored:	944474	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	6568
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Votes:	7044
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Star Shards Collected:	220	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mines Excavated:	4429	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

Players:	99/900	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2