New Minecraft Servers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have cracked the code on why serial killers are always attractive “chad-like” men while school shooters are just straight up ugly 99% of the time. Join us and uncover the secrets behind this phenomenon – maybe it’s all the diamond mining that makes them so good looking, or perhaps the creepers have a secret beauty regimen they’re not sharing. Either way, come join us for a killer time (pun intended)!

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  • CukeCraft – The Watermelon Server

    CukeCraft – The Watermelon Server

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    hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like playing in a rainbow made of skittles.

    imagine a world where cucumbers feel more like WATERmelon than watermelon namewise. yep, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll experience on this server.

    we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground dance party with the creepers. join us and become part of the most epic adventure of your life.

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will make your grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a total minecraft legend!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CatScratchCraze

    CatScratchCraze

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    So, like, this server is totally insane, man. Like, we got this theory that playing on our server can, like, cure cat-scratch disease or something. I mean, who needs doctors when you got Minecraft, right? And get this, dude, we also think it can, like, prevent psychotic disorders. Like, you’ll be so chill and relaxed after playing on our server, you won’t even remember what stress feels like. So, like, join now and say goodbye to all your problems, man. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Melio’s Slow Moving Party – Where Teleports Are A Myth! Version 1.20.4

    Melio’s Slow Moving Party – Where Teleports Are A Myth! Version 1.20.4

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    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Server Type Whitelisted, semi-vanilla
    Version Java 1.20.4
    Plugins Minimal plugins with a focus on playing together
    Launch Date 23 March 2024

    Features:

    • NO teleportation, claims, McMMO, etc.
    • Events and minigames
    • Permanent Map with NO resets
    • Custom World Generation using TerraformGenerator

    We strive to create a chill and inclusive community for players of all types. Join us for a vanilla-like experience with a few enhancements to enjoy playing together!

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Apply for whitelist on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
    What are the server’s rules? We have a brief rules list based on a trust system. Respect others and have fun!
    Are there any specific playstyles welcomed? We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of everything!
    What time are the server’s events? Events usually revolve around east Asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zombie Brains Minecraft Server

    Zombie Brains Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is infested with zombies! That’s right, you’ll have to fend off hordes of brain-hungry zombies while trying to survive and build your own little slice of paradise. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you out, so grab your sword and get ready to kick some undead butt!

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lab where you can conduct crazy experiments and create all sorts of wacky inventions. Want to create a potion that turns you into a giant chicken? Go for it! How about a machine that shoots out exploding pigs? The possibilities are endless!

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find all sorts of dangerous creatures and treasures waiting to be discovered. Just be careful not to anger the Pigmen, they can be a little touchy.

    So come join us on our zombie-infested, experiment-filled, treasure-laden server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world! Trust us, you won’t be bored.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JPopJam Minecraft Server

    JPopJam Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs and intros? Well, look no further because our server is powered by AI that creates J-Pop songs for our anime-inspired intros in just 8 seconds! That’s right, we’ve got the technology of the future right here in Minecraft land. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and mind-blowing creations. Who needs AGI when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VacayExclusion Minecraft Server

    VacayExclusion Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning reality.

    Picture this: you’re out exploring the town with your family on a vacation, when suddenly a slightly drunk man named London starts flirting with you and your underage twin sister and cousin. But wait, it gets crazier! Your cousin blows the whole situation out of proportion, leading to the police getting involved and your parents banning you from going out on your own.

    But fear not, on our server, you can experience all the drama and chaos without any real-life consequences. Join us for a wild ride filled with overprotective parents, misunderstandings, and petty revenge. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and buckle up for the craziest adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GraduationGriefCraft

    GraduationGriefCraft

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    Are you tired of entitled brats ruining your motorcycle vibes? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will sit on your virtual bike without permission! Our server is so secure, even your chain won’t get caught in any gowns.

    Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world on your pixelated motorcycle, when suddenly you hear an alarm go off. You rush to your bike and find two girls in graduation gowns sitting on it, with their friends taking photos. But fear not, on our server, you can yell at them to get the F off without any repercussions!

    And if any dads try to start a fist fight with you, don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server now and let out your frustrations in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RespectCraft: The Joke’s On You

    RespectCraft: The Joke’s On You

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    The answer is our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. To get in, you must defeat a horde of dancing zombies with your best dance moves. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.

    And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players must follow a trail of exploding pigs to find the hidden loot. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) adventure!

    So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that being a complete joke could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!

    CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!

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    Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those janky, wobbly grocery cart servers, then you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! We got carts smoother than a baby’s bottom, I’m talkin’ next level smoothness that’ll make you question reality.

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll ride grocery carts through mystical lands, battling evil mobs and collecting epic loot. But watch out, because there’s a rumor that the carts are actually sentient and have a mind of their own. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of grocery cart enthusiasts who worship the almighty shopping trolley. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the cart cult, and maybe even become their chosen one.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grocery cart madness like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a genius compared to boomers? Look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even boomers can’t resist joining (and getting totally confused in the process).

    Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your fellow players with your superior savviness. Watch as boomers struggle to navigate the virtual world, while you effortlessly dominate with your quick wit and sharp skills.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh at the hilarious antics of boomers trying to keep up in a world that’s just too fast-paced for them. Join our server today and show those naive boomers who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 30yoGF Minecraft Server

    30yoGF Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for a companion to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect match – a 30-year-old girlfriend! Say goodbye to those pesky zoomer whores and hello to a mature partner who knows the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli.

    Join our server and embark on epic quests together, build magnificent structures side by side, and maybe even start a virtual family complete with pixelated pets. Who needs a real-life relationship when you can have a Minecraft romance that will last for eternity?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your perfect player two. Because in the world of Minecraft, love knows no age limits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AloneAt21Craft

    AloneAt21Craft

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    Are you tired of feeling like a piece of sht in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny! No more nagging mothers forcing you to sleep in weird rooms with your sister, no more guilt trips for falling asleep on calls with your bf. On our server, you can build your own diabetes-friendly kingdom and never have to check your sugar levels again (unless you want to, of course). Plus, we have a strict no guilt policy – so go ahead and travel with your bf wherever you want, no permission needed! Say goodbye to feeling like the biggest spoiled ungrateful piece of shit ever, and hello to a world where you can be whoever you want to be. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCash Minecraft Server

    CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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    If you won 100 million dollars, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – buried deep within our virtual world is a hidden treasure worth even more than your newfound fortune! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location and claim it for themselves. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying pigs to rainbow-colored llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ButtonBloopersMC

    ButtonBloopersMC

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    Have you ever wondered what would happen if you pressed the “do not press this button” button at your workplace? Well, on our Minecraft server, pressing that button will transport you to a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, gold, and a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle zombie pigmen with rubber chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always press the “do not press this button” button for maximum fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft

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    so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta defend ur base from creepers and zombies and stuff? well, this server is like that but ON STEROIDS. we got air defense and missiles, bro. u gotta protect ur base from enemy attacks from the SKY. it’s like a warzone up in here. join our server if u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of defending ur base from aerial attacks. trust me, it’s gonna be LIT. NATO ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real deal. come join the madness, if u dare.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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