Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	577
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3717	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Animals Bred:	48	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1235	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

The owner of the server “MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donat mgminegant.uz” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mines Excavated:	3208	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Items Found:	2957
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5393	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Towns Built:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	746942
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7531
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Emeralds Found:	8303	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Votes:	8929	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mines Excavated:	4419	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Star Shards Collected:	80	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crops Grown:	7007
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Star Shards Collected:	193
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	6243	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!