LOLcraft: The server where everything is a joke, even the name! Join us at /TDS/ for a wild ride!

Board, fitting, Join, JOKE, LolCraft, point, RENAME, Ride, Server, tds, Wild

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	896	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magic Items Found:	6938
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This place is so wild, it should be renamed “/TDS/” (Totally Deranged Server) because that’s just how insane things get here.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing creepers. It’s a party 24/7 on this server!

2. The mobs here have learned how to breakdance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie busting out some sick moves.

3. We have a secret underground lair where all the villagers are actually undercover spies. Who knew those little guys had such a dangerous side?

4. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by fluffy pink clouds. It’s like a battle in a dream… a really fiery dream.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	9781
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9769

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	373587	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Star Shards Collected:	178
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5055
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crops Grown:	6162

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Enchantments Applied:	87	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Falling into the Void:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8017	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Votes:	4394
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Emeralds Found:	6522	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	6234	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mines Excavated:	3247
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!

Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server

2019, Agreement, Arctic, Average, climate change, data analysis, environmental monitoring, Greenland Ice Sheet, hot summer, Ice, ice melt, km3, laser, Measurement, peak, Radar, remote sensing, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, Server, sheet, SHRINKAGE, volume reduction

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland Ice Sheet is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! Our radar and laser satellites are going cray cray measuring the ice sheet and estimating volume reductions like it’s a math class on steroids. In 2019, things got so hot that we had a peak reduction of 464 km3 – that’s like a whole lot of ice cream melting in the sun, yo. So if you wanna witness some climate change in action while building epic structures and battling creepers, this server is the place to be! Plus, our polar bears are totally cool with it – they’re just chilling and enjoying the show. Come join the melting madness today!