LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

1. Lmao, 10. Satire, 11. Relationships, 12. Dating, 13. Life lessons, 14. Reality check, 15. Truth hurts, 16. Funny, 17. Hilarious, 18. Women’s perspective, 19. Generation gap, 2. Moids, 20. Stereotypes., 3. Hit the wall, 4. Fast, 5. Humor, 6. Men, 7. Aging, 8. Gender dynamics, 9. Social commentary, creeper, explosions, lmao, LolCraft, PUNCHLINE, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8908
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9064
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

ManlyMinerMinecraft SMP

Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male bonding, male camaraderie, male characteristics, male culture, male experiences, male identity, male perspective, male pride, male privilege, male psychology, male traits, manhood, ManlyMinerMinecraft, Masculinity, smp, societal expectations, traditional masculinity

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Yo bros, do you like Minecraft? Do you like smashing blocks and building epic castles? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even Herobrine would be jealous.

Join us on this epic adventure where we fight dragons with our bare hands and ride pigs into battle. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us special powers like flying and shooting lasers from our eyes. It’s totally legit, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft SMP like this? Let’s go, gamers!

ProCraftinateStopCheatCode

Accountability, cheat code, discipline, efficiency, Focus, goal-setting, habits, mental toughness, motivation, organization, overcoming procrastination, Prioritization, ProCraftinateStopCheatCode, procrastinating, productivity, self-control, self-discipline, stop procrastinating, success, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of wasting hours procrastinating instead of building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cheat code to stop procrastinating! Join us and say goodbye to boring tasks and hello to endless adventures in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. We have secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned players, hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a legendary cheat code hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock the cheat code to stop procrastinating once and for all!

NukeCraft: Trump’s Deal or Boom Minecraft Server

boom, Deal, Minecraft, nukecraft, Server, Trumps

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we make deals with creepers before considering a strike! our advisers have privately conceded that our building skills are so far along that the “maximum pressure” strategy might not be effective against our epic creations. the EU has made it clear that a new deal needs to be reached by summer or else our diamond armor will be unstoppable. join now for a chance to negotiate with skeletons and trade with villagers for the best loot in town! #minecraftdiplomacy

CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown

#announcement, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown, Government, leadership change, Liberal leader, political career, political decision, political figure, political future, political leadership, political legacy, political news, political party, resignation, stepping aside, stepping down, transition of power, trudeau

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Meteorites Collected:	2

OMG GUYSSS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUDEAU STEPPING DOWN AS LIBERAL LEADER LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA PARTY WITH ENDER DRAGONS AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU FIND THE SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE, YOU’LL BE GRANTED THREE WISHES BY A TALKING LLAMA. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, COME JOIN US NOW!

FridgeCraft: Keepin’ it Cool

#sustainability, Appliance, CFCs, climate change, Cool, cooling systems, eco-friendly, energy efficiency, Environment, food cold, food preservation, FridgeCraft, fridges, global warming, greenhouse gases, innovation, keepin, necessity, ozone layer, Pollution, refrigerant, refrigeration, Technology

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	945	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

come join our minecraft server where the fridges are actually portals to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and diamonds grow on trees. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. our community is made up of unicorns and dragons who love to build giant rainbow castles and have dance parties every night. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even fridges creating a higher necessity to keep food cold!

Global Warming Craft

2024.., air temperatures, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate extremes, climate report, climate research, climate science, Craft, environmental impact, extreme weather events, Global, global warming, Global water cycle, land temperatures, natural disasters, record temperatures, temperature rise, warmest year, warming, water scarcity, weather patterns

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Towns Built:	8
Magic Items Found:	5002	Dragon Eggs Found:	4836
Buildings Constructed:	17	Void Armor Forged:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

come join our minecraft server where the climate is as unpredictable as your ex-girlfriend’s mood swings! in 2024, our server experienced extreme weather conditions that will make you question if you’re still in the game or in the middle of a natural disaster simulation.

imagine trying to build your dream house while a tornado is tearing through your pixelated neighborhood, or mining for diamonds while a heatwave is melting your virtual character’s face off. it’s a wild ride of survival and chaos that will keep you on your toes (or fingers, if you’re playing on a computer).

with air temperatures rising to 1.2 degrees Celsius warmer than the start of the century, you’ll need to adapt quickly to the changing environment or risk becoming a crispy critter in the lava pits. but hey, who said minecraft was supposed to be easy, right?

so if you’re looking for a server that will challenge your skills and test your sanity, come join us where the weather is always unpredictable and the fun never stops. just make sure to pack your sunscreen and snow boots, because you never know what mother nature has in store for you next.

FamCraft Land 1.20

Board Games, FamCraft, family activities, family bonding, family fun, family gaming, family time, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming habits, gaming influence, gaming interests, gaming preferences, gaming relationships, gaming together, gaming traditions, gaming with parents, gaming with siblings, Land, Multiplayer Games, video games

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	251	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Bro, forget about your boring family gaming sessions, come join our Minecraft server where the mobs are lit and the blocks are poppin’!

We got creepers doing the cha-cha slide, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the macarena.

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

Trust me, your family will never be able to compete with the craziness that goes down on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoLoveLostMC

aita, Attention, Best Friend, Boundaries, burner account, Communication, compassion, emotional pain, fragile, friendship, Harassment, high school, hookup, loyalty, maid of honor, NoLoveLostMC, online harassment, social media, troubled sibling, troubled young brother, Trust

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	558522	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where best friends turn into frenemies faster than you can say “creeper!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, backstabbing, and unexpected hookups (not really, it’s Minecraft after all). Our server is the perfect place to test your friendships and see who will have your back when things get tough.

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, our server is all about the drama. Will you choose loyalty or throw your best friend under the virtual bus for some virtual clout? The choice is yours on our chaotic Minecraft server.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back (especially when you’re mining diamonds).

Advice2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

advice, Advice2Diamonds, beneficial advice, helpful advice, insightful advice, life advice, Minecraft, practical advice, smp, strange advice, surprising advice, unconventional advice, unconventional counsel, unconventional guidance, unconventional insight, unconventional recommendation, unconventional suggestion, unconventional tips, unconventional wisdom, unexpected advice, useful advice, valuable advice, wise advice

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crops Grown:	1674
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our admin is a talking llama who gives out enchanted gear like it’s candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a potato in the sky because, you know, why not? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of chicken nuggets that leads you back to spawn.

Oh, and the best part? We have a secret society of cows who can speak English and they give out the most epic quests that will blow your mind. Trust me, joining this SMP will be the best decision you ever make, bro. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down here. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftInsomnia

aromatherapy, bedtime routine, calming music, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, Deep Breathing, herbal remedies, insomnia, meditation, mindfulness, reading, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep remedies, sleep tips, sleepless nights, warm milk, white noise

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Do you find yourself counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with sheep herding, but with a twist – these sheep can talk and tell you hilarious bedtime stories to help you drift off into dreamland. Who needs boring old counting when you can have a sheep serenade you to sleep? So come on over and join us for a night of fluffy fun and insomnia-banishing shenanigans!

EpicHMPV Minecraft Server

capacity, China, containment measures, emergency, EpicHMPV, Epidemic, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare system, HMPV, Hospitals, Infectious Disease, medical facilities, Minecraft, outbreak, overwhelmed, pandemic, Patients, public health, respiratory illness, Server, Surge, Virus

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magic Items Found:	4235	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more patients than a hospital in china with HMPV!!! we got so many people playing that it’s like a whole epidemic up in here!! but don’t worry, our doctors are top notch and will make sure you have a great time surviving and thriving in our crazy world. join now before it’s too late and get in on the action!! who needs a hospital when you can have a minecraft server full of adventure and excitement?! let’s goooooo!!!

CraftyBlockz: No Freeze, No Concessions, Just Fun!

aggression, appeasement, Concessions, Conflict, CraftyBlockz, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Evil, FREEZE, Fun, Geopolitical, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, intervention, Négotiation, Peace, political leaders, public figures, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Potions Brewed:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do u wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell u why u gotta join dis server ASAP!

imagine this: u log into the server and u see a giant chicken riding a pig while shooting lasers out of its eyes! yeah, that’s right, we got crazy mods that will blow ur mind!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and diamonds, guarded by a pack of ninja turtles armed with diamond swords! only the bravest of players can conquer this challenge!

oh, and did i mention that our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy? yeah, u heard me right, CANDY LAND!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing adventures that Minecraft has to offer! remember, “do not appease evil,” but do join our server for a wild ride!

Hydro Gap Adventures

acceptance, Adventures, alternative fuel, carbon emissions, clean energy, energy efficiency, energy independence, energy innovation, energy security, Energy Transition, environmental impact, gap, government policy, HYDRO, Hydrogen technology, infrastructure development, Philippines, public awareness, public perception, renewable energy, Sustainable development, technology adoption, transportation sector

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	8931	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens.

if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a player who forgot to bring torches. we have epic build battles where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt.

so come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft server this side of the nether. trust me, you won’t regret it.

DarkLight

1.14, 1.15, 1.16, 1.17, 1.18, Adventure, Creative, darklight, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, mobs, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

DarkLight Prison Server

Server Overview

Server Name	DarkLight Prison Server
Version	1.21
P2W Advantages	No
Server IP	139.99.136.69:25585

FAQ

1. What is DarkLight Prison Server?

DarkLight is a new prison server on version 1.21, offering a classic prison experience with no pay-to-win advantages.

2. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address: 139.99.136.69:25585

3. Is the server unique and competitive?

Yes, DarkLight offers a unique and competitive environment for players to climb through the ranks.

Mythical Quests 1.21.1

1.21.1, AUTHORITY, confusion, Congress, constitution, ELUSIVE, Entity, Fool, Government, headless chickens, leadership, misunderstanding, Mythical, Navy ships, ownership, people, Politics, power, Quests, royal palaces, society, State

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Yo, bro, have you ever wondered what the heck “the state” even is? Like, apparently it owns royal palaces and navy ships and all that jazz. But like, nobody really knows what it is! Some people think it’s congress, some think it’s the constitution, like what even? And get this, some peeps actually think the politicians are the state, like they own everything and run the show. It’s like a big ol’ mystery, man.

But hey, if you wanna escape the headless chicken vibes of real life, come join our Minecraft server! We got mythical entities, royal palaces, navy ships – you name it, we got it! Who needs to figure out what “the state” is when you can just chill and build epic stuff in Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and let’s escape reality together, bro!