LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

1. Lmao, 10. Satire, 11. Relationships, 12. Dating, 13. Life lessons, 14. Reality check, 15. Truth hurts, 16. Funny, 17. Hilarious, 18. Women’s perspective, 19. Generation gap, 2. Moids, 20. Stereotypes., 3. Hit the wall, 4. Fast, 5. Humor, 6. Men, 7. Aging, 8. Gender dynamics, 9. Social commentary, creeper, explosions, lmao, LolCraft, PUNCHLINE, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	87
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Animals Bred:	142	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	73
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	3050
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crops Grown:	2649

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Crops Grown:	4561
Villages Defended:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Crops Grown:	1667

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Votes:	9206	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Astral Projections Made:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Potions Brewed:	28
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mines Excavated:	2606	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	7930	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Potions Brewed:	71
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magic Items Found:	3425
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!