LOLcraft: Seriously, Is this a Joke?

Body, Boredom, Chasing, deep thoughts, Desires, emptiness, existential crisis, fulfillment, Happiness, humans, Ill, insatiable lusts, JOKE, LolCraft, meaning of life, Mind, Philosophical, Reality, Satisfy, short lived, Unhappy

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	8919	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	242	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	8669	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of chasing desires in the real world, only to end up feeling empty and bored? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us and escape reality as you dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build castles made of diamonds, ride unicorns into battle, and explore underwater cities filled with treasure.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that creepers have learned how to do the floss dance and zombies have formed a boy band. Will you be able to survive in this crazy world?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a reality that’s even crazier than the real world!

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Crops Grown:	4934	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dragons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Votes:	8973
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magic Items Found:	8144
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Gr8ful4Minecraft

Achievements, appreciation, Blessings, experiences, family, Friends, Gr8ful4Minecraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, lessons learned, Life moments, love, Memories, opportunities, personal development, positive mindset, success, Support, thankful

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!

Bake Nise Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Arcs, Bake, Bat, binge-worthy, Character development, Craft, dark themes, FANTASY, favorite characters, important role, japanese animation, must watch, Mystery, nise, screen time, storytelling, Supernatural, Underrated

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Bro, forget about that anime crap, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got bats flying around like crazy, not just in one arc, but all over the place!

You want bat action? We got bat action!

Join now and experience the bat-tastic world of our Minecraft server!

DaydreamDisaster – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, catastrophe, dark daydream, daydream, DaydreamDisaster, Disaster, DREAD, dreadful dream, FANTASY, fear, fearful fantasy, Horror, Minecraft, Nightmare, nightmare come true, nightmare scenario, nightmare turned nightmare, nightmare turned reality, smp, terrifying thought, Wishful thinking, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1018
Astral Projections Made:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn land where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with diamond swords! But wait, there’s more – the admins are actually aliens from Mars who communicate through interpretive dance and the currency is not diamonds, but actual pieces of cheese! 🧀🚀

I heard a rumor that if you join this SMP, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny! 🐄🥕

But beware, there’s a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop. They’re led by a deranged chicken named Cluck Norris who can karate chop you with his wings! 🐔💥

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house)! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros! 🤪🎉

CraftyNostalgia

2010s, Celebrities, CraftyNostalgia, Events, experiences, fashion, FRIENDSHIPS, good times, Memories, Milestones, movies, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Reminiscing, social media, Technology, Throwback, trends, tv shows, viral videos

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Farms Harvested:	436

Remember the good ol’ days of the 2010s when Minecraft was all the rage? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-clad llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s alive and kicking in our server)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow obsidian. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods (spoiler alert: one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

SpaceXBillionaireCraft

billionaire, billionaire investigation, billionaire ownership, billionaire ownership stakes, billionaire sanctions, billionaire stakes, billionaire US sanctions, Daghestani, investigation, ownership, ownership stakes, sanctioned, sanctions, spacex, SpaceX investigation, SpaceX ownership, SpaceXBillionaireCraft, STAKES, US, US billionaire, US sanctions

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crops Grown:	9385	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	289	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Animals Bred:	176	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have daghestani billionaires owning stakes in spacex even tho they bein sanctioned by the US lmao. we got rockets flyin everywhere and diamonds rainin from the sky. u can build ur own space station and mine for space diamonds. join now for a out of this world experience!

GuildStone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Economy SMP Story Friends Connections Non-competitive Adventure Community Building Exploration PvP Roleplay Creativity Quests Minigames Farming Crafting Redstone Socializing

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

We are a story-driven, economy based SMP Minecraft server that focuses on a foundation of non-competitive and fun gameplay to hang out with or make new friends and connections.

play.guildstone.org

Whispering Streamers 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, 930835177, Company, content creators, Drama, Entertainment, Gaming Community, gossip, influencers, internet personalities, Live streaming, News, online gaming, OTK, Rumors, social media, Streamers, streaming, twitch, twitch streamers, video games, whispering

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	4891	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

But wait, there’s more! This server has more mods and plugins than a squirrel has nuts. You want crazy adventures? We got ’em. You want epic battles? We got those too. You want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage? Well, why the heck not, we’re all about that here.

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a three-headed chicken wearing a tutu. You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness.

ChildhoodFriendGoneMIA

BETRAYAL, changing interests, childhood friend, ChildhoodFriendGoneMIA, communication breakdown, Conflict, drifting apart, Emotional distance, friendship, growing apart, hurt feelings, Jealousy, lack of effort, long-term grudge, lost connection, misunderstanding, Moving away, stopped talking, toxic relationship, trust issues, unresolved issues

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	4547	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of your childhood friend stealing all your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about your precious loot being swiped by your former BFF ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for some spooky thrills and a drama-free gaming experience, come join us today!

CraftyOilFears

Climb, commodities, CraftyOilFears, CRUDE OIL, Demand, Economy, Energy Markets, FEARS, geopolitical tensions, global trade, inflation, market volatility, Oil prices, OPEC, production, sanctions, stock market, supply disruption, trade war, uncertainty, US tariffs

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Star Shards Collected:	274
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

LOL GET ON DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT LIKE A CREEPER ON FIRE! JOIN US AND U WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF DIAMONDS, CUZ WE GOT A SECRET MINE THAT SPAWNS THEM LIKE CRAZY! ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS GIVE MILKSHAKES INSTEAD OF MILK!

PLUS, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A TOTAL PARTY ANIMAL WHO LOVES TO DANCE TO DISCO MUSIC! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET ZOMBIE THAT WILL DO YOUR BIDDING (AS LONG AS IT INVOLVES BRAINS)!

SO WHY WAIT? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! OIL PRICES CLIMB AFTER US TARIFFS? WHO CARES WHEN U CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN!

Mobcraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2454
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Mines Excavated:	1482
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	766	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you ready for a fantastic Minecraft adventure? Mobcraft has been thriving since version 1.11, and we’re now excited to announce that we’ve upgraded to version 1.21.4! We have lots of content for you to explore! From custom hats and weapons to custom terrain — we have it all!

We at Mobcraft pride ourselves on maintaining a friendly and welcoming environment. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find our community supportive and fun!

Join us now at: survival.mobcraft.org Discord server for all the latest news! https://dsc.gg/mobcraft

survival.mobcraft.org

Eternal Nexus: The German Face 1.20.5

1.20.5, en, ETERNAL, face, German, long tail tags, Nexus, the face

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the face of the server is a German? I know, right? Like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server run by a German? They probably have schnitzels and bratwurst for everyone to eat while they play. It’s like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers and zombies instead of drunk people.

And get this, they have the most lit builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking about castles that make Hogwarts look like a shack. And the best part is, they have a secret underground lair where they keep all the rarest items and treasures. It’s like a Minecraft version of Aladdin’s cave, but with less singing and more mining.

But wait, there’s more! They have the friendliest community ever. Like, seriously, everyone is always down to help you out and trade resources. It’s like a virtual neighborhood watch, but instead of watching out for burglars, they’re watching out for creepers trying to blow up your house.

So, come join this epic Minecraft server run by a German and experience the wildest adventures and the dankest memes. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Ex’s Crash Pad Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, Breakup, Communication, crash, electric scooter, emergency room, emotional obligation, ex boyfriend, Exs, financial support, hit by car, Hospital, injury, Lies, Minecraft, Monster, moving out, PAD, relationship, Selfishness, Server, Support, Transportation, work

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	250	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	3149	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Buildings Constructed:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama and excitement you crave? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a real-life soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of living with your ex-boyfriend who moved across the country for you, only to dump you on Christmas Eve! Watch as he uses your electric scooter, gets into a scooter accident, and then demands you drop everything to take care of him at the hospital.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your ex as he accuses you of being selfish for not dropping your important work to cater to his every need. Who needs Netflix when you have our server drama unfolding in real-time?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild ride of living with your ex-boyfriend who expects you to be his personal nurse, chauffeur, and emotional support all in one! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!