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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 7749 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
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But that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether that leads to a magical land where all the blocks are made of chocolate! Indulge your sweet tooth while battling zombie pigmen and dodging flaming marshmallows.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive TNT traps). Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous realm in all of Minecraft!
Score: 9/10 – Great humor and creativity!