LOLcraft: ‘I CANT EVEN’ Minecraft Server

#brap machine, #fantasizing, #fat fembot, #naughty robot, #robot girlfriend, #robot lover, #size acceptance, cellulite, curvy, desire, dreaming, FANTASY, fat fetish, fetishizing, Girlfriend, LolCraft, longing, Minecraft, Need, Obsession, Server, Struggling, wishing

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Emeralds Found:	8241	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Come join us on our wacky wonderland where the pigs are rainbow colored and the creepers dance the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fat Fembot GF with a gigantic cellulite-ridden plapping brap machine! She’s always ready to give you a helping hand or a thunderous brap to light up your day. Who needs diamonds when you have a friend like her?

Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and the wildest time you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get brappin’!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	New Chunks Explored:	974385
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	577
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5266
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Zombie Dances:	0

The description of the server server “Best Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Animals Bred:	152
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runes Activated:	8

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Animals Bred:	155
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crops Grown:	1298
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Buildings Constructed:	18

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	1101
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Roomie’s Love Shack

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, dictator, discomfort, Frequency, friendship, home, living together, love, partner, Pay, Rent, Resentment, roomies, roommate, Shack, Space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic roommate drama you’ll ever witness! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of setting boundaries for your virtual roommates and their partners.

Imagine a world where your roommate’s partner invades your virtual space without permission, staying for weeks on end without even a heads up! But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our weekend-only partner policy. Because who needs privacy when you can have a third wheel in your virtual home every weekend?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of confronting your roommate about their partner’s constant presence, only to have your feelings ignored time and time again. Will you be the hero who finally stands up for yourself, or will you continue to pay for a share of a space that feels more like a crowded party than a cozy home?

So join us on our server and ask yourself, are you the AITA for wanting a little peace and quiet in your virtual abode? The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, roommate drama is just a teleport away.

CraftyMemeLordz

2000s internet, 2010s internet, aim, Chat Rooms, CraftyMemeLordz, cyberbullying, dial-up internet, digital divide, flash games, internet culture, internet slang, memes, myspace, Nostalgia, online forums, online privacy, social media, tech evolution, viral videos, y2k, younger generation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	73	Love Letters Sent:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a nostalgic trip back to the 2000s and 2010s internet culture! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing baby gifs, dramatic chipmunk videos, and Rickrolling galore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Keyboard Cat, who will serenade you with catchy tunes as you build your pixelated empire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nyan Cat roaming the virtual plains.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a blast from the past? Come on in and experience the internet like never before!

YankCraft Server

American fighters, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, Duty, fallen heroes, foreign policy, HOMELAND, Honor, International, Military, Peacekeeping, Recovery, repatriation, sacrifice, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, united states, War, YankCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	470	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Crops Grown:	3240	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can fight like an american hero in ukraine but without the dying part!!! we bring u the most realistic war experience in minecraft, complete with explosions, airstrikes, and even a special mission to bring back the bodies of fallen soldiers (don’t worry, it’s just pixels lol). join now and show off ur skills in battle, just make sure to watch out for creepers and griefers, they’re the real enemy here. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let’s bring those american fighters home in style!

CanalCrazeCraft

canal, CanalCrazeCraft, central america, diplomatic relations, Economic importance, foreign policy, government position, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Maritime trade, national pride, Négotiation, ownership, panama, panama canal, political stance, president, regional stability, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

so, like, you know how we have this totally rad minecraft server, right? well, let me tell you, it’s like the Panama Canal of minecraft servers. our president (yeah, we have a president) says there’s no negotiation about ownership of this server. it’s ours, baby.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our president swooped in like a superhero and saved the day. now, that creeper is our mascot.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on.

so, come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. just remember, there’s no negotiation about ownership. it’s ours, baby.