LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

Boons, Boring, boring content, boring game, boring gameplay, boring updates, Characters, disappointing sequel, enemies, Hades, Hades 2, lackluster sequel, Lame, LolCraft, repetitive tasks, Story, Tasks, underwhelming sequel, unimpressive sequel, Visuals, voice acting, weapons, worse than Hades 1

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so bad, it makes Hades 1 look like a masterpiece!

Join us for the most boring weapons you’ve ever seen, face off against enemies so dull they make watching grass grow seem thrilling, and collect boons that will put you to sleep faster than counting sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our visuals are so bland, they’ll make you question if your screen is even on. Our story is so uninteresting, you’ll forget it as soon as you hear it. And our characters? Well, let’s just say they make cardboard cutouts look lively.

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Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	119
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Votes:	2775
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	3643
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Animals Bred:	103
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4863
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9153	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Animals Bred:	89
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Villages Defended:	14

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crops Grown:	5258
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7174	Villages Defended:	5

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Animals Bred:	160
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchantments Applied:	173
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Towns Built:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.