LOLcraft: Endwalker Edition

Balmung, catgirls, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Edition, endwalker, Femra, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Kappa Casual Crystal Conflict, Linkshells, LolCraft, make it rain, MEETUPS, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, wolf’s den, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Mines Excavated:	1368	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all you catgirl enthusiasts out there! Join us for the Femra edition where catgirls roam free and rule the land.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT. Release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024. Don’t miss out on the chance to be one of the first to experience this epic adventure!

In-game events include a Yo-kai Watch event rerun (until Patch 7.0) where you can catch ’em all, a Moogle Treasure Trove event (from May 14th to June 24th) where you can find hidden treasures, and a Make it Rain event (May 15 – May 31st) where you can make it rain with riches!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a cross-region data center travel test (until Patch 7.0) for all you globetrotters, a PvP Series 5 (until Patch 7.0) for all you battle enthusiasts, and plenty of resources, free companies, and linkshells to keep you connected.

And if you’re feeling social, join us for a meetup on May 18 at 5:00 PM PDT at Balmung, Wolf’s Den for the Kappa Casual Crystal Conflict! It’s going to be a meow-tastic time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where catgirls reign supreme and adventure awaits at every turn!

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mines Excavated:	4418	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Votes:	619
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Star Shards Collected:	177	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5211
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	177
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Players Killed by Monsters:	3346	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Divine Spears Created:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	158
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.