LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mines Excavated:	4810
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Emeralds Found:	4656	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Potions Brewed:	39	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Votes:	9401
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Zombie Dances:	6

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchantments Applied:	164
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Star Shards Collected:	63	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchantments Applied:	52	Votes:	1324

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	New Chunks Explored:	197473

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Emeralds Found:	7204	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchantments Applied:	101	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Void Armor Forged:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	923	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gods Slained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	499823
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Alien Abductions:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	138	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6687

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!