LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

CraftyQueerLove

bad relationships, Brett, Cheating, childhood best friend, conservative bubble, CraftyQueerLove, cute guy, drama queen, family, Gay bars, Gay Husband, GRINDR, groom, Job, nightclub, non committal, reputation, throwaway account, Wedding, WIBTA

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life like our friend here! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a non-committal relationship like our friend? Well, on our server, you can build relationships with other players without any strings attached. Who knows, you might even find your own Brett who knows his way around a blocky body!

Just like our friend at the wedding, you never know who you might run into on our server. Will you uncover scandalous secrets and juicy gossip like they did? Or will you be the one causing all the drama? The choice is yours!

Join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs Grindr and gay bars when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you hook up with the groom…just make sure to keep it a secret from Jen!

BlockyConfessions

BlockyConfessions, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-identity, self-journey, self-realization, self-transformation, self-understanding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you still hiding the fact that you’re secretly a llama in real life? Well, fear not my furry friend, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all llamas with open arms! Join us and embrace your inner llama as you roam the pixelated plains, spit at creepers, and show off your impeccable fashion sense with the latest llama-themed skins.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic chicken coops that put even the most seasoned Minecraft players to shame. Join their ranks and learn the ways of the chicken as you cluck your way to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Embrace your true self and join our wacky, wild, and woolly Minecraft server today!

Mystic Isles – Enchanted Realms 1.21

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like the Big Boy Edition of all servers, ya know? It’s like the YGO Training stream at 6PM PT or 9PM ET on 2/18, but in Minecraft form.

You gotta join this server because it’s like watching Birthday 3D Live on repeat, but with blocks and stuff. Plus, the debut on this server is gonna blow your mind, just like the 3D debut.

Check out the Youtube channel for some sick content and the schedule to see when the next crazy event is going down. And don’t forget about the merch, gotta rep that Fuwawa and Mococo swag.

Oh, and there’s some /baubau/-related content that’ll make you question reality. So come join this server and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a hololivepro.com/en/collections/fuwawaabyssgard (Fuwawa) and hololivepro.com/en/collections/mococoabyssgard (Mococo) collab, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out, bro!

DailyDirtBlocker

bathroom usage, daily routine, DailyDirtBlocker, dancer, financial responsibility, household expenses, living situation, personal hygiene, personal space, rent payment, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, shared living space, showering daily, water bill

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where daily showers are not only allowed, but encouraged! We understand the importance of personal hygiene, especially after a long day of mining and crafting.

Join us and never worry about someone standing outside your virtual bathroom, questioning your shower habits. Our water bill is non-existent in this pixelated world, so shower to your heart’s content without any judgment.

Don’t let anyone rain on your shower parade, come join us and let’s wash away the negativity together! Remember, cleanliness is next to blockliness on our server.

AutismCraft: Normal is Overrated

autism, AutismCraft, communication differences, hidden disabilities, misunderstood, neurodivergence, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, neurotypical, normal, Overrated, perspective, sensory processing, social acceptance, social awareness, social challenges, social cues, social differences, social expectations, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, unique perspective

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	178
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Gods Slained:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where the neurotypicals dictate what’s normal? Join our Minecraft server where being on the autism spectrum is not only accepted, it’s celebrated!

Our server is a safe haven for all the quirky, unique minds out there. Build your dream world without any judgment from the neurotypicals.

We have a special section on the server called the “Autism Wonderland” where everything is designed to cater to your unique needs. Need a break from socializing? No problem, just retreat to our sensory-friendly relaxation area.

Join us and let your autism shine in all its glory! Who needs neurotypicals when you have a whole community of fellow autistics to build and create with? Let’s show the world that being different is not only okay, it’s awesome!

TaiwanStraitWarrior Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Canadian warship, chinese military, Condemnation, defense operations, diplomatic dispute, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, maritime security, military confrontation, military exercises, military presence, Minecraft, naval maneuvers, naval operations, Sensitive, Server, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanStraitWarrior, territorial sovereignty, Transit

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	7441	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz the chinese military is like totally condemning canadian warships and stuff. like, they’re all up in arms about it. but on this server, we’re all about peace and harmony, man. come join us and build some epic structures while avoiding any sensitive straits, ya feel me? plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. join now before the chinese military comes after us next!

ElonMuskHaterzCraft

Australian attitudes, Australians, billionaire, controversial figures, dislike, elon musk, ElonMuskHaterzCraft, intense dislike, negative reactions, negative sentiment, news headline, public figure, public opinion, public opinion poll, public perception, public sentiment, social media backlash, SpaceX founder, survey results, technology industry, Tesla CEO

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

so, like, you know how Australians are all like “oi mate, let’s throw another shrimp on the barbie”? well, turns out they ain’t too keen on ol’ musky boy, elon musk. like, they straight up dislike him, mate. but hey, who needs elon musk when you can join our epic minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against anyone, not even billionaires who wanna colonize mars. come join us for some sick builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s more welcoming than a kangaroo hopping into your backyard for a bbq. crikey, mate, you won’t wanna miss out on this one!

Island Air Pollution Fun

Air, air pollution, air quality, atmospheric pollution, environmental concerns, environmental impact, environmental study, Fiji, Fun, health risks, ISLAND, Pacific Island, Pacific region, particulate matter, PM10, PM2.5, Pollution, pollution control, pollution levels, pollution limits, pollution monitoring, public health, solomon islands, urban areas

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the air is so clean, you won’t even need a mask! unlike those pacific islands with their polluted air, our server is like a breath of fresh air! literally!

we guarantee that our PM2.5 and PM10 particle levels are so low, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in pure oxygen! no need to worry about toxic air here, just pure, clean minecraft fun!

so come on over and join us for a pollution-free gaming experience! who needs clean air in real life when you can have it in minecraft, amirite?

Luminous Realm 1.20.6

1:500, 1.20.6, age, baseline, Compare, comparison, Competition, data analysis, ELO Thread, Experience, highest rating, leaderboard, luminous, male players, number of women, Player Base, Rating, Realm, relationships, sex, statistics, straight male, Thread

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Farms Harvested:	806	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total sausage fest but we’re keeping track of how many chicks we’ve banged! I’m 32 and I’ve gotten with 20 ladies, so like, the baseline is 1500 or something. It’s totally wild, man, you gotta come check it out and see if you can beat my score! Let’s get those numbers up, baby!

PartyPooperVinylVillain

bullying, communication breakdown, detention, discipline, family conflict, football team, grounding, harsh punishment, high school, Mac Miller, parenting, Party, PartyPooperVinylVillain, Phone, prank, Son, special needs, Swimming In Circles, teenage behavior, Valentine’s Day, Vinyl

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	272

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your son’s shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Mac Miller would approve.

Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure. Build your own empire, battle monsters, and make new friends who won’t ruin your vinyl collection.

Forget about being grounded or dealing with rude teenagers, on our server, the only thing you’ll be crashing out is creeper parties. So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Because in the world of Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be bullying is zombies. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Jobocalypse in 5-10

Jobocalypse

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Gods Slained:	1	Animals Bred:	108
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of your boring job that’s on the verge of extinction? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that the profession of “boring office worker” will be wiped out in the next 5-10 years! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can become a professional block builder, a master of pixel art, or even a fearless explorer of the Nether realm. Say goodbye to spreadsheets and hello to creepers and diamonds! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to escape the mundane and embrace the ridiculous on our server. Join now before your job gets deleted like yesterday’s save file!

Wolf Pack Highlands: CO2 Control

Biodiversity, carbon footprint, carbon offset, carbon removal, climate change mitigation, climate emergency, Co2, CO2 sequestration, conservation biology, control, ecological balance, ecosystem restoration, environmental conservation, environmental impact, highlands, native woodland, Pack, Red Deer, Rewilding, Scottish Highlands, sustainable forestry, wildlife management, wildlife reintroduction, Wolf, Wolves

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got wolves running wild in the Scottish Highlands, just like in the good ol’ days. these wolves are gonna help save the planet by takin’ down them pesky red deer and lettin’ the native woodland grow like crazy. we talkin’ about sequesterin’ one million tonnes of CO2 every year, that’s like 5% of all the carbon removal, yo! so come join us and be a part of this epic eco-friendly adventure, plus you can ride wolves and be the coolest kid on the block. ain’t no server like this one, that’s for sure!

SHEGACAFT Discord server _SASHAGAGAMS_ server minecraft

Discord, Minecraft, SASHAGAGAMS, Server, SHEGACAFT

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3697
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

The description of the server server “Shegacraft Discord Sashagames server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Shegaddft.aternos.me:25012

ContinentalMC

bedrock, Community, ContinentalMC, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

ContinentalMC Server Overview
Server Name	ContinentalMC
Scale	1:500 Earth
Features	Custom Items Movecraft Player Economy Wars Capture Zones Gemstones Leveling & Skills Cannons & Weapons Partial Keep-Inventory Friendly Community

FAQ

1. What is the server scale?

The server is set at a 1:500 scale of Earth.

2. Is there pay-to-win on this server?

No, the server boasts a balanced, no pay-to-win environment.

3. Can I build towns and nations?

Yes, players can build towns and nations on the server.

4. Are wars economy-driven?

Yes, wars on the server are economy-based and do not involve base griefing.

5. How do I earn valuable materials on the server?

You can earn valuable materials by capturing zones every hour.

6. Is toxicity allowed on the server?

No, the server strives to maintain a friendly and accepting community where toxicity is forbidden.

7. How can I join the server?

You can join the public beta by visiting the Discord server at dsc.gg/ContinentalMC or through the website at Continental-MC.net.

Youthful Connect 1.21.2

1.21.2, aroused by /SS/, caught interest, changing tastes, Connect, decade long relationship, height preference, in a relationship, Loneliness, not interested in casual, not interested in others, older girl, Shy.., young love, Youthful

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the twisted reality of relationships and love! We offer a safe haven where you can be yourself and not worry about getting cooked by societal norms.

On our server, you can build a world where the only requirement for love is being taller than someone else. No need to change your tastes or pretend to be interested in hook ups – just pure, unadulterated /SS/ love.

Forget about feeling lonely or trying to fit in with the normies. Embrace your unique preferences and find like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

So come join us and build your own paradise in the world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the height of your virtual girlfriend).