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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 2097 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 101 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
JOIN US AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY AND SHEEP DANCE! BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, OR DIG A HOLE STRAIGHT TO CHINA AND FIND OUT WHY THEY LOVE NOODLES SO MUCH!
WE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT’LL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD YOU’LL PEE YOUR PANTS (BUT DON’T WORRY, PIXEL PANTS DRY FAST)! JOIN OUR COMMUNITY OF CRAZY CRAFTERS AND MAKE FRIENDS THAT’LL LAST A LIFETIME (OR UNTIL THEY GET BLOWN UP BY A CREEPER)!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW RULES, BUT WHO’S KEEPING TRACK?)! LET’S BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME (AND THEN WE’LL MILK ‘EM FOR ALL THEY’RE WORTH)!